wednesday dec. 10 year 0
ok there is an accordian player here at the liberry playing xmas carols................... oh ma'lord - i guess if "a tree grows in brooklyn" an accordian can surely play in the ghetto.
welp i just called a buddy to see if she might like to meet up for a quick beer - usual wed. style but she's already seeming a little buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzed so neva mind. i should go home and try to figure out something to wear tomorrow to the work thing.
--i just for whatever odd reason agreed to go pick up 2 or 3 kittens from a home around here and take them to the lakewood animal shelter after work and before the party. what? i hope these people don't try to kill me!
- theres a cool book here its called "written on the city graffiti messages worldwide" its pretty neat.
- i think the accordian playing is done.
- i'm starvin like marvin right about now. and i retract when i said i made some good turkey loin the other day. now i cannot stand the sight of it ya know how sometimes if you get chinese food and you think about it too long you start to think its cat and then you throw it all away... well i've been thinking about this turkey loin too much and it sickens me now. sickens me.
so what to have for dinner. soup sounds about good.
oh well i hate that its 5:11 p.m. and its sooooooooooo dark outside already - puke
- my piercing back pains have returned just nowish- stabbing sharp awful pain.
yeah!
later
me

"yeah i won, my name is ms. honkey and i'm 25......"

tuezday, december what year 0

so its tuezday... big whup.

uneventful day fo sho but that can be a good thing - if only it didn't have to be 12 hours of solid uneventfulness.

hey my work holiday partay is thursday- what should i wear? last year i think i was too sparkley - but you know i love sparkley. love it. i had so much sequins on my shirt that i actually gave off like disco ball reflections... so cool though. we'll see. average meal, lots of people whom i've met several times but never remember who they are - the best best best part of the evening is the raffle... (provided that due to cutbacks they're not handing out like cheap turtlenecks with the agency logo on them - or the logo windbreakers- uggghhhhhh) last year they had some good prizes... and I WON! i just love running up towards a microphone- so fun and then the person who won gets to pull the next name out of the bag for the next prize and i pulled THE SINNER so i grabbed the microphone back and screamed "lemme announce it lemme announce it - ITS MY BUDDY SAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" i think he was mortified. and when you go up to the mic you have to say what part of the agency you work for and how long and sam got up there and was like "uh yeah i don't work here- thank you". he's a peach.

ok i'm getting tired of a-holes who call the liberry and ask you a question then hang up. remember "thank you" or "good bye" what the f... is this? i wish i had automatic call back so i could scream "YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

GEEZ.

i wonder if cheryl will be playing PILE OF BALLS tonight? god i hope so.

- i have a lesson again with my polish guru tomorrow. he was in last night and of course i taught him to use his digital camera and he told me i need to get married and have kids. fair exchange.

-- i was messing with a student the other day he was talking about how his pet bird got out and the cat got it or whatever and i said "what kind of bird is it" and he being a gangsta muttered "awwwwwwwwwmanhowdafuckshouldiknow" and a few seconds later as he was finishing his story i said "are they pigeons?" and his eye flew open and he said "aw duuude who got muthaf.. ing pigeons in they house?" - he is a funny funny boy and the more he tries to act like a street tough, gangsta rapper the more i call him "little sweetie pie" or "my angel" or "sweet honey doll" its fun to mess with the youth of today - but i didn't say that.

--- oh well cheryl just started playing PILE OF BALLS therefore i just got to yell across the library "OH CHERYL IS THAT - PILE OF BALLS???" its still cracking me up.

thats it i'm done

t.b.i.m.f.m. holy crap december 8 year 0

i'm glad my monday is almost over. that is a good feeling.

- i had a computer class today with my little polish guru - i taught him how to use his digital camera. and he in turn again told me i need to get married. thanks walter.

- when last i checked it was raining ice. deathrace to rocky river at 8pm check the news at 11 to see if i don't make it home.

-my bro sent me a youtube of my other favorite christmas song "i want a hippopotamus for christmas" and all it shows is various pictures of hippos but at the end it shows a newspaper clipping with a headline that reads "hippopotamus eats dwarf" with a little hand written note on it that says "i don't want a hippopotamus". that to me is funny.

- this is not a racial thing but at our branch everyone or at least the main desks have to come up with and implement a "black history month" activity - can't i be excused. although i came up with an idea cheryl and i will co-host every week we'll show a documentary on a jazz musician. so that'll be cool i think. what else can we do? i'm already showing that cuba gooding movie "black diver".

- i have that eye lid fluttery thing going on and its going to make me jump out the window. what causes that.. some say being tired, some say stress so which is it. google time: well i didn't really get anywhere i closed it when one article cause my not be known - oh really thanks for the update.

- i got my copy of a christmas carol in today. its the one with patrick stewart.... i think i clocked my crying time as starting approx 15 minutes in and rarely ceasing throughout. yeah! i love crying.

- i recently referred to someone as a moral sewer. that wasn't very nice although i don't really take it back.

- yesterday was such a nice day i didn't have to work so i rigorously cleaned the house. nailed a blanket up over my laundry room window which is missing part of the glass - so needless to say the laundry room has been at about a balmy 25 degrees - which doesn't help the overall heat bill. anyhoo because i'm so not skilled at repair ect. the blanket idea was all i had till the sinner can gimme some glass. to illustrate my approach to repairs ect. i nailed up the blanket using a wooden meat mallet. goes hand in hand with screwing stuff in with a corn holder. it is what it is. funny, not long ago my landlord/hero came over to fix something and said "hey do you have a screwdriver?" i said "oh yea sure" and i got out my toolbox which has a jar of nails, a bar of LAVA soap, a hammer and my screwdriver which is pretty much bent in a curve because i used it to pry something open. he just looked at it and said "i'll go get mine". what are you gonna do?

- i have an hour and a half of work left.

- i made some pretty good turkey breast yesterday - lookin forward to leftovers.

- baby sal hid one of his toy balls inside a toilet paper roll. tell me he's not a genius.

- got some xmas shopping done the other day - praise g.

- office xmas shin dig is this thursday.... i just go in case i win a raffle. i won last year.. i get soooo excited. i hope co-workers aren't going to be assbags.

- funny phenomenon at the liberry people using computers with headphones - yelling to the person who is sitting next to them. great.

- oh well i've got only a little bit of time left here so i'll bid you good night.

don't have any cake today - not a real cake type day. have a yogurt or vodka and grape juice!

later

me