august 8, 0
today is ma'moms birfday.......... yo watup moms? so i went to dinner with my parents ....... dear jesus help me. nuf said. done over whatever.
i am also tired of the anti--(o)possum factions out there .. i really don't want to hear ever again how "ugly" or "ratlike" they are... i like my (o)posse' i love their unconventional look and i find them very endearing so shut it.
also the other day i had a strange thing happen to me.... you know i have sky dived... and in real life i am not afriad of heights... however i have recurring dreams of being paralyzed by fear while stuck on a crumbly stair case or a balcony..... soooo anyhow out with friends we see this sort of old railroad track that leads to a ledge to maybe look over and one of my friends and i are like "yea lets walk down it and check out the view" and we're walking at a pretty good clip, thinking nothing of it of course some spaces are just covered over with boards as the track is not used, and there are some holes etc. anyhow we get midway across and i am mentally freaking out... i was like "we have to go back now" i have no idea if we were high up or not i just felt the boards sag and saw major holes and it was the exact same paralysis that happens in my dream = only this was reality and i had to be cool and get off of it.. anyhow i'm holding my friends arm and trying to focus on my foot steps and it was no big deal but it was sooooooooooooo weird to have dream fear materialize. strange strange.... thank god there wasn't a dracula out there as well.
other then that today was boring... tomorrow it seems like i have something to do but i'm not sure.... i know friday carolyn and una and i will go see marilyn i don not need a hairdid but afterwards i need the welk to help me pick out some new eyeglasses......i'm afraid if i do it myself i'll end up with like sally jesse raphael glasses and think i'm so kick ass.
school is coming up soon. i'm torn betwixt mourning summer and wanting to get back into it.... i miss the kids... some of them at least.
oh welll i hope you're all doing well. i had no cake today as a matter of fact the dinner with my parents made me vomit (in a traditional way) toooooo heavy, tooooooooooo oily, ect. blaagghhhhhhhhh. but i could really use a slice of cake now. maybe tomorrow.
hasta la bye bye
your friend for future decades.
thea

august 7, year 0
hey everybody how goes it.
again i had a great day... lunch, super presents, a well deserved nap seeing as i was up till 3 a.m watching the godfather...... its good.
what are you up to seriously? i want to know what you all are doing with the summer time? did anyone see the moon tonight? maginificant.
anyhow i'm uber-pooped and have dinner with the parents tomorrow (thank god for left over prescription pain killers!!!!!!!!!!!). my free week is so far- maybe a movie with ma'dog amy, out to MARILYN'S with carolyn .. i don't need a hairdoooo but what i need is carolyn to go to beachwood with me to solidify my eyeglasses choice. so that'll be nice. maybe something with ma'friend pam on thursday i think.. i hope to hear clarification on that cuz my etch-a-sketch brain is not doing so great right now.
anyhow. know that whoever you are, where ever you are, i'm thinking of you and sincerely wishing all the most kick ass stuff. and really really good cake.
aloha
me
dinner yesterday was a super sexxy fishhhhhhhhhhhhhh. really a bonifide competitor for the joe stevens wedding sexy fishhhhhhhhhhhhhh. and i loved it.

AUGUST,6 (WELL ACTUALLY 7TH BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES) YEAR 0
i wish vh1 had a show called "best birfday ever" cuz it would be about me and that would be awesome.
so i am 27ish and am so happy right now.
yesterday was the annual weiners deluxe hamburger/hotdog/brat cookout at the sinners house featuring the flying v family. it was soo great, really really great. we hung out i played with children dan and maj's son alex (who is 2) got loose and totally naked in the yard... dan claimed he was the stripper they got for my birthday. we drank beers and margaritas and it was a wonderful night for me... how about one of the best most thoughtful gifts ever.. dan and maj just got back from europe and they were in austria and got me a commerative coffee mug from the eagles next one of hitlers last hang outs.... it was like getting a little birthday gift from hitler. so great. then after dan and maj et al left carolyn took una upstairs for bed and i got to hang out for some one on one time with one of the dearest dudes in ma'life... yes THE SINNER. i love that guy, just love him. it was a great birthday.
then tonight i went to a lavish / opulent dinner with a friend i had salmon so good i would've eaten the plate it came on. seriously. and that was super outstanding.
tomorrow lunch wif some of ma'dogs... and the big bonus of it all I AM ON VACATION FROM DA'LIBERRY all this week again.. man i played my vacation hours well this go around. kudos (big ups michael york) to me.
other then that lets see:
- stopped an (o)possum from chasing my outside cat spencer last night.
- had cheese cake that would make you stop what you were doing and make note of it.
- got a "happy birthday buddy" from the kid at the bp station by my house accompanied by a high 5! i guess we're buddies.
- cleaned my house like a mad person
- got wonderful birfday emails from friends near and far
- oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh... the greatest wrap up of my actual birthday day.... got home from dinner and low and behold the f-ing godfather I & II are on.... was i pumped to have hymen roth remind me yet again to "ENJOY MY CAKE" on my actual birthday... it was like fate or something. so AWESOME.
anyhow. i had a great birthday and am very very happy.
i wish you all the same.. and for god sake in the name of my birthday go get a slice of cake and love it.
i remain 20-something and holding.
bbfea birfday queen.