thanks dude for a great friday- good lookin out! 

T.G.I.F
thank you jesus for friday and thanks for not having to work at the library today so i could hang out with carolyn and una and have family dinner night with the lopixxx family! big ups ma'lord and an extremely well crafted day!
so friday... big friday. i'm just happy this week is over although time is flying like nobody's business man. wooosh its may!
i was at the great nothing mall with carolyn and there was a person in the food court, an employee of some food vendor handing out samples - nay i say thrusting tooth picked food in yo face-- anyhow not to be pinchy - this lady was a marginally retarded lady with a gimpy/baby arm and not that she isn't probably a totally 100% kick ass worker and lady but what a piss poor marketing strategy on that food establishment...a resounding NO THANKS!
- yea so tonight that frankenstein movie is on the one with robert deniro as the monster..soooooo bad however when the lady busts that oil lamp on herself and if i'm not mistaken the moster punches a hole in her chest and takes her heart out.. thats good stuff right there.
well phooey have a good night i work tomorrow and sundeeeee but whatever.
happy mothers day to all you MUTHA'S out there and you know who you are!
rock on and eat cake,
thea, bbfea, ms. honkey, 1stoneyb.

i dare you to look at this and not laugh. seriously. 

tuesday may 3rd..woops its after 12 so wednesday may 4th.
so today meaning tuesday was good. long but good and funny.
the youth of today can be sooo full of shit (i guess like anyone) but they're so not good at it... the need not only to graduate from high school but if they intend to go on being as decietful as they are now--- they simply must work on thier lying skills. piss poor.. sad state of affairs.. i remember being in high school and lying into the face of nuns without trouble or detection... professional baby.
-- i was walking down superior ave today and a man drove by with his window down and gestured to himself and said to me (yelled rather...)"king of lakewood!". how lovely for him.
--i was at target and saw casey coleman - this is 2x now i've run into this joker in my private life.. why couldn't it be donald sutherland? he was all parading around target in his browns jacket obviously dying for someone to recognize him... it was killing me not to go up to him and ask if he was gary coleman or to just go up and say "hey do you know where the anti-diahhhreeeal medicine is?"
-- speaking of target last time i was there there was a youngish woman at the pharmacy (maybe in her 40's)- anyhow she drops off the prescription makes chit chat with the pharmacist and then loudly askes "wheres they KY jelly" suddenly i'm looking around like i might be on candid camera.. who yells this-- pass it on a note lady jesus.
-- spoke at great length with a friend on the phone this evening..sometimes hearing other peoples dilemas and struggles make you sooooooo thankful for the life you complain about sooo much ya know. its pretty good.
-- DVVP stopped into my work today ... that was a better treat then a box of donuts.. and twice as sweet. good solid guy dv..kudos (to be pronounced as michael york might)
-- i thought about burritos at least twice today.
-- found some great pictures of jesus and clarabel today
-- tomorrow is promising
-- michael penn is extraordinarly good looking (carolyn and i met him years ago.. got the pics to prove it--i'm listening to his record now...)
--- its waaay past water time.. i gotta go hit the rack.
i will wish you a stellar wednesday and all the good cake you can find.
dig it.
me

please.......... 

sunday.
oh my god... is it may 1st? if it is excuse me whilst i go throw up. can't believe it wow, where has time gone besides down the toilet? out the window? hell in a handbasket?
oh well i was off today and the day seemed like 7x as long as a regular day really weird soooo long. i went for a walk, fed spencer, looked at squirrellsss, made home made pea soup which i'm afraid to eat.. it just doesn't look right....i'll let you know, cleaned the house, did assloads of laundry sorted out some summer clothes and so on and so on.
so i watched about 15 minutes of the rosie o'donnell as a retard movie tonight.. she tried waay to hard, she actually seems more retarded in real life. also today i learned (and trust that i know i'm waaaay out of the loop on current music) that the black eyed peas song "let's get it started" was originally to be "let's get retarded" - i really prefer the latter-- as a matter of fact once i found this out - its all i can sing in my head. evidentally they changed it to avoid controversy- what a shame.
i also watched the movie "the life of david gale" its old but it was pretty good and i mean both pretty good movie and pretty good for killing about 2 hours. what did you all do?
the agenda for this week is as follows> work. yep there you have it i'm back to probably the next 15-20 days of work in a row. i'll have to start looking at these few full days off as mini vacations and once the weather heats up i'm sure they'll get even better.
so on that note i'm off to bed - full giant water in hand, electric blanket pre-heated and a book to read. ahhhhhhhhhhhh.
oh well whatever your week holds know that i'm rooting for you! take it easy or take it however it comes but hymen roth would remind you to enjoy your cake! so enjoy.
love,
me
or
love me.