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Thursday May 10, year o

my friend the artist/bad ass Bridget Ginley has "tagged" me to include in my blog 10 "interesting" things people may or may not know about me... here goes nothin....

numero uno

i'm working on notecards for friends to read at my funeral to avoid that akward moment when the priest says "does anyone want to say a few words?" no one really does or you do but you don't.. either way i'm sending them in prepared. which leads to

number 2 (this is the card sam will read at my funeral)

Thea can fix a vacuum.

damn straight.. not only can i do some solid repair work.. but i actually enjoy it.

number 3

i have an irrational fear of octopus'. (not cooked - living).

i hate em.. i hate the sight of 'em i see them on tv on discovery channel type shows and i get the willies.... that big floppy head arms waving all over the place. no thanks.

number 4

i am afraid of heights but only in dreams.

i have dreams where i am paralyzed with fear on a staircase. in real life i've gone skydiving? no explaination.

number 5

i am a bitch at the grocery store check out.

yea i'm the one at the checkout unpacking and repacking and making remarks about how i don't need that "one can of tuna in a separate bag" and yes i'm bitchy even to the mentally handicapped baggers. sorry i like things the way i like 'em - i even have a challenged cashier named bob who i regard as my archenemy for life over a packing situation.

number 6

i am super content with my life right now. i'm enjoying adulthood more then i ever thought i could.

number 7

i like to eat most food cold and will cook food then refridgerate it. and of course douse it in hot sauce.

number 8

i hate the words "fanny" and "derrierre"

number 9

i can make some mean saurkraut with kielbasa and dumplings. get down thea wif yo'polish self.

number 10

am a perfume.... junkie.... i have more fragrance in my home then most department stores. and the weird thing.. my favorite ever perfume is by philosophy but i never wear it. like i'm saving it for some reason. duh.

so there you have it.

happy thursday everyone and continue rocking at all costs.

ms. honkey

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t.b.i.m. may 7, 0

hey all too bad its monday huh?

but i had a nice weekend of freedom. maybe too much..... i get irritated by too much free time in a day - ya know when you look at the clock and go "holy shit is it really only 1:30... now what". eh it'll be missed this coming weekend.. i've got the big U's cinnawella birthday partaaaaaaaaay sat and work on sunday. blaggkkkhhh. i must find her gift wed. and order a cinnawella cake this week and order flowers for my mother for sunday.... geez life, leave ma'bank account alone for one minute please.

other then that not much is up. job #1 is circusy as usual but not much left now... so thats a good feeling.... its just getting there without losing ones marbles or killing a teenager.

i'm here at the liberry now with 2 hrs left and i'm aggitated because these kids wanted me to help them find something so whilst i'm looing up the book on the computer to find where it is.. they're practically siting in my lap.. literally, one was kneeling on the floor by my lap leaning on my chair arm, the other was standing about 1/100th of an inch behind my chair so i couldn't move and the other next to her.... GET OUT OF MY SPACE PLEASE! jesus christ... i felt like friggin monkey island over here... i'm about to go less nessman and make a masking tape boundry around my desk that shan't be crossed.

oh well time for me to eat my nuts and cheese. i will go home and go for a walk and hit the hay and pray for a better tomorrow for all of us.

amen and get some cake (i will be having cinnawella cake this weekend!!!)

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