Ps: i'm legally changing my name to jackie

hi it's me fat jackie
how are you.
i did indeed go out to a LADIES dinner out tonight - rice, beans and brussel sprouts find a person who doesn' t find this to be the ultimate dinner and i'll find you a fool.
i'm fat jackie.... a pig... a sloth... an ox i sicken myself....
i got to see mikey and nola.. mikey brought out baby fea.. and baby tuna...the GREATEST DOLLS EVER TO EXIST.
i hate grasshoppers... i was attacked by one today when i got home from work... he bum rushed me from the bushes and tried to kill me. also a coupla weeks ago one attacked the windshield of my car and tried to kill me.
allright then,
i'm off to rest on my tarp and await the crane to lift me to my FAT clinic in switzerland.
later all
thea

hi
today i worked.. it sucked... 'nuf said.
during my day i had the opportunity to take a walking field trip to a more bustley part of down town.... i might need to carry a gun. man there is some freaky shit to see out there... i like my bubble.
the new ankle contraption sucks... it's pinchy and i don't like it .. i actually have less pain without it. doctors ... go figure.
i went to the Y. i woke up from a nap on the couch at 7:55 p.m. still tired and i said "hey fat jackie.. you gonna rest here till someone brings a tarp to wrap you in?" so i got up.. went to swim some laps and ride the exercise bicycle. now i can go to sleep.
tomorrow agenda:
- enjoy my fiber cereal w/ soy milk
- go to work have coffee
- reflect often on coffee
- miss coffee when it's gone
- do stuff and try to quell the rage in my heart
- mock people in my head
- mock people on the phone with chris
-walk for a while downtown
- eat my lunch of tuna, tomatos and chickpeas IN BALSAMIC VINAGARETTE - and a crispy apple
- do more work
- go to the Y on my way home tell myself "hey jackie, if you don't go exercise today you might as well pull up to the dairy queen drive through and stay till the truck comes to take you to the fat clinic"
- go home
- perchance go to a ladies... a fine fine ladies dinner out with maj and CAROLYN... i'm praying for johnny mango with beans and rice
thats my story for tomorrow... what are you all up to????
keep in touch
have an excellent weekend
go browns
go thea
go you guys
love
me

BOOT FREE AND PROUD TO BE!!
yes i went to el doctor (fans of charles bronson applaud the el doctor reference!!!)
and i am now boot free... i have a smaller contraption on my ankle but i am wearing 2 count em 2 shoes. although the contraption fits well only in sneakers... fine for me.
so what else?
oh i played hookey from work for a bit today!!! hooray!!
i went to the Y in the afternoon and worked out along side a man who looked like seinfelds uncle leo... who exercised in courteroys.... what ever.
then i returned later to swim for a 1/2 hour with the elderly fat couple who was there yesterday...it mellowed me considerably.... but tomorrow is another rage filled day....
lets all go for it this week.
kill me.
thea

yesterday i lost a blog. i wrote. i posted & published and the screen came up.. that i was trying to reach a site that wasn't available... that day is now lost forever... no big deal however.
today i return to a theme from my DIET DIARY.. the faux dieter... aka the liar.
i love this person. i love the balls of a fat person eating peanut butter and jelly and false potato chips for lunch saying how they lost 20 lbs. (visually undetectable to ANYONE). if you are going to lie make it within reason... lets say 8lbs. that we might believe and you could fake in billowy pants.
lately its really not just the faux dieter i hate... it is EVERYONE. my nerves are sooo thin.
tonight i went swimming at the Y.. to try to relax before i fucking kills someone....
my job is really sickening me thus far. my fear is that i don't know what will rectify the current situation.
aw shit who cares?
what are you all up to?
pray for me.
i'll talk to you later.
thea
HEY TOMORROW I GO BACK TO THE ORTHOPEDIC DR. AND I SHOULD BE GIANT BOOT FREE BY 1:00. HOORAY!!!!
HAPPY ZEPTEMBER EVERYONE