thursday/friday
today:
1. i learned that jesus went to alot of festivals in his day. i think they may have said "jesus loved festivals" this from the history channel. seems about right.. his life couldn'ta been 100% heavy 24/7 ya know.. a coupla funnel cakes, a spin around the matahorn and a stop at the beer gardens seems like it might do the trick.
2. i saw cameron diaz on a talk show saying how important it is "to love yourself"- well cameron, i hate you actually more then i hate myself so theres that.
3. the other night there was a show about a killer and they said that the morning that he killed this girl he had a breakfast of cheesecake and onion rings. yep that seems about right.
4. i love the fat person in the handicapped space. as i told chris earlier.. the inability to put down the whopper is not really a DISABILITY. and shouldn't those people have a different tag hanging from the mirror.. just a fat stick figure in a wheel chair with KFC buckets around the bottom. maybe if you parked further away you could walk off some of those pounds.
5. always drink in the face of despair. thats the plan and i'm stickin with it.
6. don't forget to send me good vibes/prayers/karma tomorrow @ 1:00
7. tomorrow my school job starts. i'll wake up, give jack his shot, take a shower, make mine caaaffffeeeee then have a rich breakfast of cheesecake and onion rings and pray not to get caught.
i remain sad, angry, filled with anxiety and in the off times.. buzzed on alcohol.
seeya.
me
today:
1. i learned that jesus went to alot of festivals in his day. i think they may have said "jesus loved festivals" this from the history channel. seems about right.. his life couldn'ta been 100% heavy 24/7 ya know.. a coupla funnel cakes, a spin around the matahorn and a stop at the beer gardens seems like it might do the trick.
2. i saw cameron diaz on a talk show saying how important it is "to love yourself"- well cameron, i hate you actually more then i hate myself so theres that.
3. the other night there was a show about a killer and they said that the morning that he killed this girl he had a breakfast of cheesecake and onion rings. yep that seems about right.
4. i love the fat person in the handicapped space. as i told chris earlier.. the inability to put down the whopper is not really a DISABILITY. and shouldn't those people have a different tag hanging from the mirror.. just a fat stick figure in a wheel chair with KFC buckets around the bottom. maybe if you parked further away you could walk off some of those pounds.
5. always drink in the face of despair. thats the plan and i'm stickin with it.
6. don't forget to send me good vibes/prayers/karma tomorrow @ 1:00
7. tomorrow my school job starts. i'll wake up, give jack his shot, take a shower, make mine caaaffffeeeee then have a rich breakfast of cheesecake and onion rings and pray not to get caught.
i remain sad, angry, filled with anxiety and in the off times.. buzzed on alcohol.
seeya.
me
