Saturday, March 01, 2008


saturday march 1 year 0
happy saturday all
i am at work and will be leaving at 3 to go get
little baby sal- they said he's doing great.
then i don't know what i'll do i'm hoping to have a dinner plan or something that would be nice...
i flodded my laundry room last night.. the washer over flowed or whatever so my immediate project when i get home aside from tending to my son is to get all the soaking rugs up and begin the process of wringing them out, washing and drying them - silver lining.... clean laundry room.
tomorrow may be family dinner night with the welk/pixxx/girlies - una wants me to play musical chairs who am i to turn that down?
time here is draggggggging today. geeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. and everyone here is busily ordering their chicken wings, pizza and wendy's for lunch.... no one ever asks if i want something... but then again its probably the look of horror i have on my face watching people dive into a community box of chinese food or whatever... ick. i have a banana thank you very kindly.
-- talked with ma'bro the alabama slamma last night... got off the phone in tears we were laughing so hard about all the kids from our neighborhood/childhood...... people who were idiots and i'm sure dropped off the face of the earth or are in jail. but only with my brother can we laugh hysterically about the likes of mark wooley a.k.a. mahoooooooooooooooly or the paranoid fear of robbie breaking in the house.... to this day if you leave the door unlocked you will be reprimanded about robbie ___________ breaking in. i dunno just funny. we also laughed about the commercial on the radio proclaiming eat-n-park restaurant as the best kept secret for seafood.... - seriously. they're like a low rent denny's. clams casino or oysters rockafeller from eat-n-park just seems a little risky. seafood from a restaurant that uses N as a word - prolly not the best idea. thats just my opinion.
oh well lets end this day already.
outty
have a great great weekend
me

Friday, February 29, 2008


its me
little baby sal and
i'm a man damnitt.
tgiff feb. 29 year 0
happy friday everybody.
today was a pretty fun day listening to the youth of today lie to get out of trouble then lie to get out of a lie then change the subject to a different lie to cover the lie that covered the first lie. or just respond in a snotty fashion about their lying. they are fantastic. and they are liars. hysterical.
other then that the day was good. easy and now i'm at the liberry just killin time till 6:00.
--- little baby sal is at the doctor today having his sensitive mens surgery. so sad. i left him one of my socks for the dr. to put in his cage.. he likes to carry my socks around actually he's escalated to taking cardigan sweaters from the laundry room. he's a nut (sorry to use that word at this sensitive time).
other then that i work saturday then i'll pick sal up. then i will spend the rest of the weekend tending to his needs and administering medication.
that be that.
oh yeah the city of rocky river RIPPED ME THE F. OFF- i was perusing the classes and programs at their library and what do i come across... CRAFTERNOONS - get the f. outta here I INVENTED THAT ONE! a.holes. i should burn down the library as my craft project.
--- oh yea one thing i'm growing tired of is people speaking about or alluding to knowing my business when sadly they don't know shit/never have/never will and really end up looking rather stupid. so unless i've told you specific details about my business or you've had the balls to ask me directly about my business and i've offered explaination - SHUT THE FUCK UP please.
have a good weekend
eat pizza or something yummy
later
thea

Tuesday, February 26, 2008


"i'd like to thank the academy and
does anyone really give a shit about my
shoes"



feb. 26 i think - year 0
i hate snow. but i love the potential for snow days.
i don't work the liberry tomorrow sooooo a snow day would kick the almighty ass.
pray with me:
"dear g
c'mon man
wazzzz up
please let me stay in my footie pajamas tomorrow
let me have my coffee in a leisurely fashion
allow me to watch ER at 10:00 a.m.
let me take a nap at some point with my electric blanket
then i promise i'll got to work on thursday and be extra nice
thanks g. and good lookin out"
what else is going on... its 7:05 ish and i've got 55 minutes left to work..its getting pretty blustery outside - not looking forward to the drive home but whatever. i'm blogging mainly to block out the voice of my co-worker who (as i'm sure i've mentioned before) narrates her every thought and everything she's doing ("i'm trying to order all these books what did they tell me at the meeting yesterday about book orders from last year.... oh my gosh i should call latrice at home and see where she is.. did you call latrice... has anyone heard from latrice do you have her number... it says the phone is disconnected... do you want to try it... carnegie west is on the phone and they're having problems with their reading club log in..........") all the while butting into my conversations with others... ("what what are you talking about? what book?" ) and the thing is she's really not talking to anyone 99% of the time .. but if she does at some point slip in a question and you're not paying attention.. she freaks out "see NOBODY LISTENS TO ME EVER - I'M ASKING A QUESTION!!!" its mind numbing. by 8:00 i need a drink.
oh well other then that how bout the oscars?
i flipped back and forth. i find the post oscar shows offensive..... why the fuck do these idiots think daniel day lewis would give a rats ass if lisa rinna and some hairdresser didn't like his shoes... he won the fucking oscar. his shoes seem slightly inconsequential.
--- my co worker here - uncle dougie as we like to call him... is leaving for a part time position downtown... sucka. i liked doug... he got it. really took to faking the funk like a pro. my fear is there gonna send over some gung ho candy ass.
--- also our art teacher at school is leaving. i cannot say her name nor where she is going.. she likes to be uber mysterious (or slightly paranoid). but hopefully she'll be happy at X job in X part of the country.
oh well i'm gonna go clean up around here as our page never showed up tonight.
later and please clasp your hands tight in prayer for a snow day manana.
g'night and god bless.
moi