Friday, March 09, 2007


so why was dude always walking around in his underpants?
t.g.i.f.a.i.d.w.s.o.s
ma'back today was feeling fine until i left job #1 - on my way to my car i coughed and seriously it was all f..ed up again! what the hell. it sucks.. i wish mr. bentley would come walk on my back for me.
i've got about 45 minutes left here thank g. then i'm on to a free weekend... may have something to do tomorrow (yea!) unless physical limitations deem it impossible - which would suck. then, i've been operating under the notion that i have to work on sunday and low and behold I DON'T awwwwwhellyea! i'm so pleased for me.
so ... what to have for dinner tonite? big pizza? somehow i don't think so. we'll see.
i'd like to coat myself in ben gay ("been gay? honey i am gay" - that was a quote from my former hairdresser when i asked him if - after an injury he needed ben gay! awesome!)
other then that ... nothin... looking forward to some heavy house cleaning, HEAVY HOUSE CLEANING.
nothing like company to force you into actually cleaning.
oh well i'll bid you farewell and wish a wonderful weekend for all of you.
get yo' ass some cake.
me

Thursday, March 08, 2007



oh jesus
thursday march 8, 0
things of today
*i have a ripping headache.. ripping i say
* i want to go home right now
* my car needs an alignment- thank you mckinley avenue in lakewood
* i've injured my back somethin awful...... o.k. so the piggy back ride wasn't the best idea
* i'm about ready to get outta here
* uh i was reminded unnecessarily that the big wigs in large corporations a douche bags
* i'm really hungry
i'm ready to go now so - adieu
be good get some cake.
me

Tuesday, March 06, 2007


DEAR GOD PLEASE......
tuesday, march 6 year 0
if anyone was thinking of driving out to my branch of the liberry and delivering a blowdart to my spine that would be awesome. thank you. please jesus deliver me from this place right now. ENOUGH! not that its that bad but if the bickering staff or the chronic narrator amongst us would just shut the hell up for the next hour i would be grateful. so so grateful. i thought liberrys were supposed to be QUIET remember the old stereotype of people walking around the liberry saying "shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" - i wanna work there. the narrator is still talking right now as i write.... and it hasn't stopped since i walked in the door today.
other work was o.k. today pretty quiet and easy. i think the mind tends to erase between jobs. maybe sometimes for the best.
watched ROME last nite. awesome.
we got a new copy of the killing fields in today... theres a uplifting way to spend your saturday afternoon.. watching a massacre in cambodia. although if i were to call my bro in alabama up right now and say "ankatil bluer... synie.. ankatil bluer" he'd know exactly what i'm talking about. love that.
at least tomorrow we'll be midway through the week which means what? nothing really. i'm off saturday (killing fields). i work sunday ($$).
alrighty then i'm going to go relocate myself away from the constant narration.
i'll go by the meeting room where the south high band is meeting and they are playing drums LOUDLY. there is no escape for me right now.
later,
me

Monday, March 05, 2007


i don't want to spoil anything but she dead.
t.b.i.m. march 5, 0
ugghhh monday... boo hiss.
however i, unlike you, have my tape of ROME to go home to ... yeah baby!... it's the little things ya know.
today was totally a monday. copy machine busted for half the day.... kids.. being redic. now i'm at the liberry where they finally got rid of the security guard whom i've spoken about before however they sent us someone who was transferred from his branch because he was sexually harrassing patrons. excellent trade off. dude is not hot in
case you were wondering.
my weekend was o.k. - worked saturday blah blah blah.
i watched the movie babel yesterday.... did anyone see it? can you tell me why i wasted almost 2 hours of my life on that? thank god the godfather was on later to salvage my evening... god bless hymen roth.
other then that i've got a phooey on some of humanity. did you ever need a favor and not want to ask because you'll have to hear about it FOREVER... ughhh. no thanks. how about a simple "glad to help" and let that be that no martyrdom necessary. its cool.
other then that.. nothin just want to get through the week.
so enjoy rome if you got it.
get you some cake if you can.. or if you're lucky your friend amy will give you a beautiful muffin that smells like what i imagine heaven to smell like.
amen & continue rocking.
me