Friday, November 28, 2008


look its thanksgiving at thea's family
(this is inflamitory and no my family is not in the Klan but sometimes i wonder........ )
friday - day after thanksgiving year 0
oh my f....ing god... really thanksgiving.... never again. redic. my family is redic. i almost walked out of thanksgiving. they are so embarrassing and it was just us.
lets see - eat dinner - i don't utter a word because it takes ohhhh 3 minutes at the table until my uber and derranged republican brother and father start talking absolute nonsense. i mean nonsense i think my mother mentioned that i had anew boss at the liberry and the old one (bitch) was transferred to which my brother replied "she was probably a DEMOCRAT!!!!!!!!" what the f.. does that even mean? then after dinner i can sit in the living room with those to or go to the tv room with my mother who takes about 4 minutes to start telling me "well i have to go to the doctor wedensday to see if i'm gonna die.... you know when i die make sure you look for this...... " etc. etc. - gee mom thats light conversation for the holiday. then my bro from alabama my only ally in these things calls - we chat, he chats with everyone else and as soon as they (my brother and father) get off the phone they start talking about what a condesending asshole he is and how hes a "wild eyed democrat...." and on and on about how george clooney and oprah are the enemy and a lot of really verging on racist items just shy of throwing around the N word.... classy. weird shit man. i was there 3 hours and fled at 5:00 exactly. yikes... how am i related to these people... really. pray with me for a blizzard for xmas.
- oh well the food was good - and my cats are super happy i saved them the livers et al. although i should not be rewarding baby sal he's moved from taking my socks to braziers.... i came home and was like "what the hell did i leave my strapless bra on the kitchen floor for?" uh duh i didn't . thank you baby sal.
- i have about an hour left of work here today. i'm off tomorrow and f... ing work sunday - not mad that i have to work sunday (volunteer hours ='s lots of extra $$) - i'm mad that there is a f...ing football game and i will now begin begging friends for a ride to and from so i don't have to pay to park or get stuck there for hours.
other then that nothin. got the movie JFK in and tropic thunder so we'll see whats on the agenda for tonight.... i was soo frazzled last night after the family i have no clue what i watched i sat in a haze staring at the wall sort of.
--- oh well i have to go busy myself for the last hour.
have a great weekend ya'll

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

i call this picture "the best christmas ever"
well what the hell is it.. tuesday (big whup) november something close to thanksgiving year 0.

i can't wait to get the hell outta here. it feels like friday sort of because i don't have to rise early tomorrow - but i do have to work from 2-6. shit bag.

oh lord i don't like holidays does that formally make me a scrooge? - hate 'em. uggh the forced converstion - looking at my watch many many times. hate it i'd rather clean the toilet. that is no commentary on my family - its me. i was regaling a student with my story called "the best christmas ever" its the story of how like 2 years ago it was christmas and there was a blizzard and i pulled out of my driveway going to my family's house and it was fairly bad so i called my mom and said "oooh its sooooo slippery and dangerous... " and she said "oh my god don't come be safe turn around and go home ooooh dear... call me as soon as you get home... " and i happened to be at the corner of a street with an open convenience store.. so i got some cocktails went home had a turkey sandwich and some pretzels had a few cocktails and watched movies! and that is "the best christmas ever". praise g. - too much to ask for a blizzard now huh?

- the liberry is quiet tonight... imagine that a quiet liberry. new to me.

what are you all doing for thanksgiving?

- here is an embarrassing thing.... i'm going to watch the real housewives of atlanta reunion show and worse yet i'm excited. why do i like this show.. its got to be bad for me. i do love their gay friend dwight who is getting his own show......... that will rule. (shoot me).

other then that its at least 7:00 now so i'm on the home stretch.

later gators.

me

Monday, November 24, 2008



t.b.i.m.f.m.a.g.i.s. november whatever close to thanksgiving year 0
so how was ya'll weekend? my was below average and gone in the blink of an eye. i drank quite a bit.. i feel thats the best way to deal with angst, disappointment, sadness, hopelessness & lonliness. hoooray for drinking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
saw the girls on sunday - they frazy.
- in retrospect i shoulda taken a day off near thanksgiving but as it is i'm working day before and after and that sunday but what the f........... "who really cares man who really cares" (that line is from the punk rock episode of Quincy - swear to god)
- what else..... nuffin.
so i'll go i'm hungry all i had today literally, is a cup of cottage cheese and a hardboiled eggwhite and its almost 5:00. i need me some refried black beans.
- my friend sue sent me a hysterical clip of tom jones dancing his ass off.
oh well later
me
i wish i had a nice cup of coffee right now!