saturday.
i just have a few minutes to blog i have to leave to get downtown where i will hope that the cavs will make SOMETHING happen. but i love the wizards, yes i'm wearing curly shoes and carrying a wand.
*AN OPEN LETTER TO MY LORD SWEET JESUS CHRIST
dear dear sweet jesus, if i ever complain about working at the bar downtown, or the hobos, or rude scalpers or anything about that place quick flash a memory of working in that shit hole dump on lorain and remind me how good i actually have it. lord, also please strike dead those who for whatever reason offended me last night at that shit hole dump on lorain. further my lord, please if possible:
a. make it so i cannot remember my one night working there - strike it from my mind and in it's place put a car accident memory or how about a loop of hearing my leg break over and over - that would be more pleasant
b. remove lorain road from our world... theres really nothin there for anyone.
that's it jesus, i appreciate your help and support even if you cannot come through on any of these things (i know its not your bag). god bless the home of the GIANT sandwich, and popeye, and marvin, and the drunk flower guy, and uber dumpy, and regular dumpy and f.d., fingerbang, the d-nug, paul & rob the twins, ryan, nas, corey (who didn't even do anything), amile and his anger, the candy machine, the bad coffee, the homeless guy with the winter coat who threatens all of us, the mean traffic cop, big mike, red, and crazy carol and all the rest of the cast of characters affiliated with that job.
amen,
f as in fea.

thursday.
the cavs did something last night and i don't know what. they made a little something happen i think and at the rate they're going that's it folks, the best the season had to offer. oh well i'm still going to be a little hopeful for saturday.
right now i'm just showered and getting ready to watch tv from MINE bed. i tried this other soap.. dial herbal botanical or something like that 2 ENORMOUS thumbs WAY DOWN... its actually stinky. so i switched back to the OLAY PINK soap.. the best soap ever created... it smells so nice and it matches my bathroom.
the vet called re: jacks recent blood test and he said "jack is perfect" - duh!!! but i still have to administer his junk but i don't mind anymore because he's kicking so much ass.
god dammnitt he is perfect!.
o.k. i'm going in bed now. the most excellent place to be.
big ups to super smoking steve for the items. he is a prince among men when theres no spitting or animal heads involved.
right on.
ffffffffffea
UBER DUMPY still working for me

tuesday
i felt great walking down superior ave. this afternoon. i had to run/walk to the bank, but what a day... man o man. however just about an hour ago my recurrant head ache is back. what is a migraine? do i have that? doubt it... curious though and terribly unenjoyable.
work was work. not too bad actually not too bad at all! i am still saying Uber Dumpy and laughing and loving it. say it with me once: UBER DUMPY. tomorrow i have a semi-action packed day... after work that is...i have to quick leave work and run to a local bar that i'm thinking of working at no not as job #4 but to replace the brand new job #3 which i haven't technically started yet, i'm just not feelin this place you know it's like when scrooge stares into his own open grave (only this place is my open grave) and begins promising the ghosts of christmas past, pres. and future that he'll be better... man if the spirits let me out of this one pain free i'll be pretty happy. pretty happy - a temporary state or what do you think?
oh well
GO YOU FREAKIN CAVS MAKE SOME SHIT HAPPEN FOR CHRIST SAKE!! (i'm approaching cavs management about changing their slogan to this for the 2003-04 season)
f - as in fea!

monday.
hi. i've just taken a shower after working downtown for the wrastlin' show.
who was there at the bar you ask? what types of people... i've got a coupla names for you
1. Uber dumpy (dumpys gigantic twin - forgive that i don't have the oomlaut or however you spell it)
2. toothy vonrottermouth. sure he had what could have been one full tooth in his mouth but that one wasn't clinging to much.. it was one stick of gum away from being lost and the rest of the mouth .. if you put all the pieces parts of teeth together he may have had 3 more.
2. lets not forget the tipless assholes. we were thinking of dedicating a page on this website to the tipless.. by photographing them with one of the boys camera phone things and setting up a "if you see this asshole on the bus or anywhere about town - shame them" could still happen.
so despite the lack of money i had fun saying UBER DUMPY. and laughing till i almost peed.
other then that.... what? nothing.
i will talk to you later.
uber fea.