"clean up on aisle one"

wednesday dec. 17 year 0

welp no water this a.m downtown - of course i was notified when i got to work.. and ended up staying pretty much the full day...... that was gay. i was praying that the liberry had no water but even when we did at one point have no water they told us to drive to a nearby restaurant to pee. excellent.

so i'm at the liberry now for 1 more hour.... then to target for a mad mad quick xmas grab up.

-- there was just a shooting nearby my liberry- exciting... not really.

tomorrow busy busy busy - annoying annoying annoying. we are having another "pot luck" at the liberry........... gross. our boss was going to pick up the tab for a LARGE MEAT TRAY from heinens and since then i just want a huge plate of meat!!!! it was the supreme meat platter - c'mon supreme meat - then she changes her mind - no meat.

then friday school party must bring some kind of food and wine.

did i share the picture of the bird that died in my driveway a while back? yeah weirdest thing it was walking around my yard - it was BIG - ma'landlord said maybe it got off its flight or is wounded so later i'm pulling in the driveway from the store and there it is on its back dead as a doornail - but it had the most bizzzzzaro feet. i called my friend sue who knows birds, described it saying "prehistoric giant green feet" she didn't know and asked me to take a picture.... so i took it out of the garbage (classy i know) and photo'd it) when showing the picture around i was accused of photoshopping the feet on..... no one knew. i emailed the nature center and they told me it was an american coot please to enjoy the photo above.

long story longer i used that picture on my xmas cards. god bless us all everyone!

cheers

me

ps: my polish guru was in today and he gave me a $50 box of godiva chocolates. how lovely.

this is what the little fellas looked like

t.b.i.m.f.m. december whatever year 0

so its monday. ewww. i had a fairly lousy weekend filled depression such that i was rarely out of bed. i'm glad however that i decided to go to jim gaffigan at the palace theater. i really was going to cancel but thats $42 dude..... so i went and it was hysterical beyond hysterical. the topics covered were - bacon, laziness, camping, waffle house, ketchup and of course hot pockets and the holidays.

a riot.

outside that life sucks and blows if you can figure that out.

still dreading the holidays. it makes me physically ill thinking about it.

went to the grocery store yesterday (had to go to giant eagle as i didn't wake up till 6:00 p.m) how do you go in for a few items and shoot a wad of cash? redic. and looking back what the hell did i get? surely there were not lobster tails in the bag.

soooooooooooooooo thursday i volunteered to pick up some kittens from a lady and take them to lakewood animal shelter......... of course i didn't realize she lived deep deep deep in the ghetto.. like scary ghetto like borded up doors and windows. her house had no front door just a giant plank of wood with padlocks all over it. windows borded. driveway inaccessible. gate locked. so i get there and no one is answering the phone i'm trying to call and say i'm outside could you come out. and the lady was uber hillbilly she didn't even have summer teeth she had NO TEETH and she and her daughter and handing me the carrier with the kittens in it- mind you we're standing about 5 inches from each other and the mom starts yelling at the daughter like gunblast yelling and without teeth there was saliva so i had to say "hey how bout lets not yell.... we're all standing right here lets not scream to one another" ugggggggggggggggggggggggg jesus. so i took 'em and when i got there at the lakewood shelter there was an adult cat there whom i fell in love with and promised to come back and get him so when i went back to get him - he gone. he was just adopted that morning. damnitt. so that was my field trip to the ghetto. uncool.

---- the security guard here at the liberry doesn't speak to me. even if i speak directly to him. weirdest thing. but in the grand scheme of things who the fuck cares.

------so that said i'm outty

me