hi fat jackie here,
i would title my day at work .... "hi welcome to the staff meeting... oh that's interesting... hey you shut your stupid ridiculous yap " that said the rest of my day was peachy.
carolyn (... CAROLYN) and i took genie the dog on an hour walk in the metropark... nice but an hour is a bit long on my mending hoof..... but after that i felt i hadn't done enough physical activity so i went to the Y and swam laps for a half hour. that was very nice.
so lets see....tomorrow is thursday... my plans....
- go to work
- attempt to not kill anyone
- while at work page through j.crew catalog and compile order
- order products on company time.... kidding not really... no really ... not really
- try to escape work without calling anyone an annoying ox
- go to the Y.... vent my frustrations on weight machines
- be at home.
i guess that's about it for a thursday.
hey i didn't get to write about my domestic terrorism - inflicted by my cat francis.... she attempted to have a day out and about the house... i have on the show described her karate/wutang styled arguments with the neighbor cat CHESTER... anyhooo it appears she knocked the entire screen out of the window and went out for a yard mini-vacation..... i of course retrieved her... she has long ago put her "street tart" life style behind her and so i found her in the yard hiding behind a canoe worrying about her HAIRDO.... she went back inside with no problem but really what would i be without franny and her hairdo? garbage.
later folks.
love you
thea

hi all.
hows your monday?
today i arrived at work and within oh 5 minutes i wanted to kick someones head off.
granted my personal space hula-hoop is pretty restrictive..... i must insist that people get the fuck out of my face. man take it back a few steps when you need me to do something - OR I WILL KICK YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF.
once that anger subsided - i took great pleasure in my lunch... tuna fish, lima beens, peppers, red cabbage, mushrooms and a nice BALSAMIC vinegarette. and that made me happy and then the vending guy came back and once again gave me 2 cans of V8. life was restored. however...
if i must kill one more fucking spider in this house i will go mad.
anyone.... anyone know how to keep them the hell out of my home????? please write in. they sicken me.
oh yea i had a good pretzel today and i bought some magic markers.... and carlos santana would be happy because now ....."I GOT A BLACK MAGIC MARKER..... GOT A BLACK MAGIC MARKER.... ...."
later all.
fat jackie