its mine. nachos!

saturday may 26 i think year 0

1. Career day at Ghigh.. awesome... thanks and biggest ups to all who showed up especially ma'dog bridget ginley... artiste' and rocker hooligan that the kids loved. i will have to throw biggest downs to the tattoo artist from voodoo monkey who pulled a clasic NO SHOW.. good going guy. the kids were funny they attributed it to a "tattoo emergency".

2. Prom Night... Prom Night everthing is allright! it was really good... so much better then i anticipated.. but i often think if you expect the worst you can only be pleasantly suprised and indeed we were. really nice. good behavior. great outfits. beautiful weather. as we would say in our high school news paper for pretty much every event "a good time was had by all"

3. i got this stevie nicks best of cd from the liberry the other day and it has the song "dreams" on it which is easily my favorite fleetwood mac song however this reissue is totally done sans instruments its set to a like synthosizer b.s. rendition of the song and i must say it blows..... the song is great because of mick fleetwoods drums - you can't remove them from the equation. duh.

4. i'm still rockin the cold. it will be wonderful to taste food again. prom dinner was lacking because i really couldn't taste anything too well. also peel and eat shrimp.. good but theres no sexy way to rip shells and feet of a shrimp. oh well.

5. big ups also to sue and her husband who were a part of my dinner table ... a more interesting/demented couple you cannot meet they were a riot.

6. i'm at the liberry now.... destroying my saturday. but whatever i'm off tomorrow and monday which will be awesome.

7. i must buy some flowers for the yard today maybe? eh maybe not?

8. steaks cooked out over the welk/pixx sunday or monday will be a welcome treat.

9. why is my desk here at the liberry a f...ing dumping ground for one of the other liberrians? her shit keeps making its way to my desk IN PILES... the operative word in the phrase "my desk" is MY - i'm so sick of coming in to half assed half started projects piles and laid out all over my desk...... i understand her area is a clogged up pile of shit but don't spread the wealth to me. thank you. maybe i need to break out my NACHOS sign...... cuz it is my desk - nachos!

10. how will i kill the next few hours.. new magazines...

11. ups of course to marilyn for giving me mine prom day hairdooooo she's the man now dog i must say (and i qualify this with "for me") i looked pretty nice. thanks mare.

12. i guess i'll go do something... ron is here today so at least we'll have plenty of laughs at the expense of others.

13. have a good memorial day weekend everybody...

14. eat brats

15. love

16. me

wednesdays.... i love 'em.

wed. may 23, 0

half way through the week praise g. for small mercies..... seriously.

i'm still feeling shitty... went home yesterday made soup... tasted like hot water with noodles. coffee today tasted like hot water with cream.. can't smell a thing which is good considering how hot it is and all of the folks i deal with every day who are on team anti-hygine (silver lining baby).

*currently there is the whitest trashiest young girl pushing around her i'm guessing 3 year old in a stroller... baby is wearing a diaper and no shoes and eating doritos from a large bag. lord help us all.

So tomorrow is career day. that should be - something and then over. shout outs of course go directly to ma'dog the artist known as bridget ginley, and john forgus from voodoo monkey tattoo.... i get the coolest people. no offense to the other speakers.

*baby is gagging on doritos.

oh well i'm going to go like kill time or something it is dead as dead can be here today. i'm almost missing the thuggy boys... no not really.

*diaper baby must be a girl.. i see a pony tail but maybe not.. it could be a mullet up-do for a young boy?

talk to you later.

me

no cake

more hot water

"this here's a little song called Get Well Thea I Hate You"

may 22, 0

*this cold may kill me.

*i hate being sick. roy orbison would hate my guts right now (ooobie doobie).

*i don't know why, when i'm sick i got all christian scientist on myself... i don't like to take cold medicine...i figure just ride the shit out.

*i need to go home and have soup and go to bed. thank god there is not a damn thing on tv on tuesdays.

*cavs lost last night. sad.

*i was asked by a student today... "how do people understand you?... you say whatever comes to mind which sometimes is gobbeldy gook" - damn straight little man...

* this morning i was sitting on my porch before leaving for work and i "heard a bustle in my hedgerow" i was of course not alarmed (score 2 points for the zep homage!).... it was a mouse wandering in the garden.. i like to think it was the mouse i let outside a coupla weeks ago paying me a morning visit "top o' the mornin to ye - thanks for lettin me go"

*people here at the liberry eat like starving ethiopians or something.. i swear in the last hr. the lady next to me has sent the security guard out 2x to get candy and pop.. i'm not sure how it fits in with all the diet books on the desk. oh shit thats right the m&m/potato chip diet.... (i wish). i find it makes me uncomfortable.

*there is a teeny tiny girl walking around here in the childrens section - i'm guessing 4 or so but she is miniture. real cute.

*a gentleman named "junior" is working here tonight - i love his cologne

*oh well i'm out. 1hr. 10min to go. i may take a nap.

bye

enjoy your tylenol p.m.

me

t.b.i.m.m.i.s.t.b.h.i.w.g.h!!! may 21/0
so i woke up yesterday with a cold. what a bunch of total bullshit. and sooo annoying i would so rather vomit morning, noon and night then be stuffy and can't breathe. but thats just me i am a semi retired professional vomiteer. oooooooolllllllllldddddddddd school.
anyhoo today was long and i'm staring down the barrell of 3 more hours. please kill me.
oh well today has been long.
we're planning our annual career day at school - scary -i wonder if we could get an independent street pharmaceutical sales person to come in... that seems to be about all they're interested in.
we'll see then friday is prom.... god help us all. 3 hours on a boat that was just made nonsmoking with a bunch of chainsmoking teenagers who get bored and restless after 10 minutes. i'm so looking forward to it. then i have to work sat. no biggie.. cuz we gots monday off! thank you god.
oh well i'm gonna go kill time before it kills me.
me