Thursday, March 12, 2009




< this is a teapot









thurzday march what? year 0.
i think its fun when high school students are making ceramic stuff in art class and claim its "a teapot" when its really a teapot that looks exactly like a bong... then wanna get in the principals face for misinterpreting his art and "fuck this fuck everybody here....." and storm out of the building punching a file cabinet on the way out. -- ohhhh little boy there will be far bigger reasons to punch file cabinets when you grow up... and seriously - a teapot.... like nobodys ever in the history of high school attempted the "i'm making a bong in class its gonna be soooooooo cool". D.U.H.

--- also the joy of crazy mom calling 5 times a day - excellent. i even went so far as to disguise my voice so she would maybe not talk to me.
--- i'm almost out of gas... figuratively and literally.
--- freaky security guard is back at the liberry tonight.... mutha...f...ing FREAK.
---i just got up from my desk here and when i came back the $20 i had in my pocket was sitting on my chair in plain sight... oh miracle of miracles no one stole it. thank you g.
--- i got the twilight zone movie - that came out in what the 80's only because of the awesome beginning scene with albert brooks (my fave) and dan ackroyd -- "do ya wanna see something really scary?.............."
---- is polka varities on anymore? prolly not.
--- i also got the movie rachel getting married today... love when the liberry gets new stuff... hopefully i will watch it this weekend.
--- i've got 2 hours of work left
---- what is with the giant eagle. back to my prescription... so i call saturday they say "yep we got it..." i go in on monday at freakin 8:30 p.m. after work and spend 20 minutes standing there while they go through every stinkin drawer,shelf,bag only to find the bag with no prescription in it.. so another 10 minutes of them calling around i presume they were calling some black market connection then they say to me at almost 9:00 p.m. - "you wanna drive to the great northern store to get it?" uh HELLS NO! so they say i can pick it up the next day at the one on lorain (i hate lorain road.. i wish the earth would split open and swallow the whole f..ing thing) so i go there the next day and what the f.... - the guy is like "oh yea we have it but we only have 20 of your 60 prescribed pills so you can COME BACK AGAIN" jesus christ. if i wanted to drive to columbus for a prescription i would have phoned it in to columbus. balls.
--- ma'boss just got here phooooey - no i have to at least pretend to work.. and frankly i don't even feel like pretending.
--- there was a dead bird in my yard yesterday and another bird was like poking it... jesus don't birds know the greatest rule in life "don't f.. with the dead". it really bummed me out.
--- we've been instructed at the liberry that we must wear our id tags at all times - i took a picture of baby sal and put it over my photo. nobody noticed.... thats cool.
--- its been a nice 2 weeks without my polish guru showing up.
---- oh well time for me to act busy. (busy doin nothin)
later
me

Monday, March 09, 2009


son of a gun, we're gonna have big fun on the bayou
t.b.i.m.m.f. march 9th maybe - year 0

ughhh today has sucked. maybe because i didn't feel so good until about 1:00 - i literally took a 40 minute nap in the staff lounge - it was that or go home... and i'm not goin home!

oh well i'm here till stinkin 8:00 p.m. which sucks

i was just told that starting immediately i will work ALL SATURDAYS which sucks

i'm out of cabbage which sucks

losing an hour of sleep has left my eyes baggy and me crabby which sucks

- flip side

a friend brought me jambalaya (no crawfish pie or filet- gumbo but we are gonna fill a fruit jar and be gay-o) that rules

-- my pay increase starts next week i think (and given my highly highly paid bro in detroit is about to be laid off) i'm incredibly grateful. so that rules

-i think i have enough cat food for the week - strays too - that rules

- my expired prescription was filled and even between coverages its only $4 that rules

- the crazy old lady that works here is off tonight hooray for silence - that rules.

- its lighter later - that rules

--- i hope to go for a walk to night post work... that would totally rule. big time.

ok

its egg time.

me