Wednesday, May 17, 2006


wednesday may 17, year 0
so i went to dinner with my parents last night... it was -- ya know, dinner with your parents. fine. i had a steak... it was good not as good as when the pixx makes 'em on the grill... but you live.
so what else is goin on? it was weird being off the liberry on a tuesday.. just weird to be at home before dark. today we're skipping the ladies general hospital night well not skipping but moving it to thursday. they got over the monkey flu, now i think there are errupting mob wars by easily the worst mobsters ever. there hasn't been any new modes of "panic sex" on there lately... you know theres "trapped in an elevator sex, plane crash sex, burning building sex, desert island sex, locked in a freezer sex ....ect. (and its always with the person you're least likely to do it with - next time you get in the elevator look around and maybe make a game plan for who to send up the elevator shaft to get help while you have sex) they never had monkey flu sex ----thats a shame. however on one life to live they almost had post tornado church wreckage sex and 2 people were injured while having trapped in the rectory during a tornado sex. faaaaaaaaaantastic.
shit if the right person were in the building i might toss myself down the steps so i could have broken leg at the bottom of the stairs sex. oh well its all funny.
oh i have to print out my map to twinsburg right now or i won't have a clue where i'm-a-goin tomorrow a.m.
oh well i have stuff to do and time to kill before i go to the liberry to do more stuff and kill more time.... this is what WORK is.
bye
me

Monday, May 15, 2006


may 15 year 0
hey hey hey... t.b.i.m. (too bad its monday).
i'm not so bummed about it being monday though because i've got a pretty easy schedule this week. off the liberry tomorrow and thursday out to the some hotel hilton/radisson whichever in twinsburg for a library conference mtg. 9-4 - they usually have a really good lunch and with any luck i will be able to slip out early and we're having family dinner at the sinners.... awesome... then i work friday and again off saturday to go to dinner at the flying v. villa. so to me i only work 3 days this week.
so whats goin on with you all?
carolyn said una woke up asking about her bike!! kudos (pronounced a la michael york) to auntie eeeeeeeeeya... although i'm petrified she will fall off and get hurt.
so other then a pretty light week not much on deck and i'm glad of it.
we're having another employee birfday celebration today..... i will not partake of this cake much to the chagrin of hymen roth but its tooooooooooooooo lardy. you know that icing that is like vanilla lard. no can do (clap clap).
i'm working on the new dvds here and nothing good is in...... bogus. i watched woody allens matchpoint.. sucked i've got 3 words for that movie "crimes and misdemeanors". wooops sorry i just looked at the bottom of the stack and we did get a brand new copy of BREAKIN 2 THE ELECTRIC BOOGALOO starring the one and only Shaba Doo and Michael "boogaloo shrimp" chambers. well my week is complete.
okey dokey all have an excellent week
me

Sunday, May 14, 2006

may 14 year 0
happy mudders day. i am at work at da liberry downtown. my mother was "busy" - you go jones chan. i will see her tuesday i believe for dinner.... thats fine.
sooooooooooooo yesterday una had her 2nd birfday partaaaaaaaaaaay... it was fun... i'm tired, real tired today -lots of kids, lots of running. good food courtesy of the sinners giant grill. i think you could put a bag of garbage on a grill slap some mustard on it and i'd enjoy the hell out of it. love food on the grill. so that was great... una got good gifts, seemed to have a good time. the rain held out till the end of the party so that was good. i got to meet chris' little boy... he's a good one... and you all know i am perhaps overly critical of children.... nope he's a keeper.. cute, well behaved no screaming screaming screaming..... mellow little dude. (i cannot verify his behavior at home but he seems pretty even keeled. i like him.
other then that my weekend is all but over. and i'm here till 5:00. can't pass up the $$.
so you know how anne frank said some crap about believing that at heart all people are essentially good.... i feel bad for her because essentially most people are shitbags... including the people you deem to have your back or support you in various persuits - yet at the same time attempt mockable powerplays (and by mockable i mean openly mocked by all who witness it- ie: loud tumultous laughter at their expense). and it is those people who need to go fuck themselves. on that note..
i hope you had a wonderful weekend and that this week blows by... i know mine will -
thanks
hey i did not enjoy my cake yesterday! but that is only because carolyn made my favorite cookies of all time!
enjoy
me