Friday, February 09, 2007



welcome to my house
T.G.I.M.F.F. feb 9, 0
hey all,
could i be more pleased that its friday? i think not. why >> not so sure.... just happy.
today was good and i'm in a really good mood for some reason. i'm sure that will pass once i'm at home and begin to dismantle my laundry room.... i know i know it sounds fun and all kinds of kick ass but i think it will be tedious and annoying. hooray.
big pizza friday thea? gee i don't know. maybe.. i'm outta my special hot sauce..... but i see heinens has it now so i could be good to go. joy.
other then having a fun day. nothing.. much else is going on.
as i watch the news lately.. i hope eventually someone will stalk me crazy astronaut style someday. god knows i've been close to doin it ma'self.
also news.... farewell anna nicole we hardly knew ye.... actually we may have known too much. god bless.
g'night everyone.
the honkinator

Thursday, February 08, 2007



god help me.
thurs. feb.8, 0
wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz up?
i am crushed, exhausted, beat. didn't eat lunch... forgot actually i kept saying... in 15 minutes i'll go get my lunch... never did.
the ROME tape last night was super good.... last weeks was good but it was a filler kind of episode just setting up stuff to come but... this week aw hell no!
anyhow i am at the liberry and i just had to sit and help a man (a very very smelly man) download pictures of dolly parton to his disk for personal home use.... i feel dirty and weird.... not pleasant... i need some purell or fabreeze, lava soap or a quick lysol spray down. ahhh the public.
can't wait till tomorrow is over.... don't work saturday but its big washer day! lets go shopping! hooray. i do however work on sunday... booooo but the money is retarded good so i'll just do it. i don't want to do "know it now" because it gives me a stomach ache but i'm sure i'll have to - a treat it is not. i rarely know anything NOW let alone persnickety questions about the make up of the senate in 1871 or something...homework assignments. its so tempting to give misinformation or just say "hell, i don't know! bye" and sign off but they track them so i guess not the best idea.
i'm hoping to have plans some saturday this month... maybe the 24th or depending on whether my uber bitch boss is intentionally f..ing me with the different saturday hours (could be a bloooper she's fairly retarded about making a schedule... shouldn't be that tough because mine is the same week after week after week not sure where the confusion comes from) --maybe the 17th.

i have plans for prezidents day thats cool hangin with a good friend a little shoppin a little lunch sounds good to me.
oh well i am going to go wash my hands again... and again and again.
no cake. turkey.
thea

Wednesday, February 07, 2007



hey thats not spaghetti!
wed. feb 7, year 0
so my stray cat threw up on my doorstep yesterday and my first thought was "where'd spencer get spaghetti?" then i thought... "why'd he eat all those rubberbands".... then i called the vet.... my buddie has roundworms. that sounds very not sexy. i hope its not giving him a stomach ache... i will buy him some over the counter remedy and hope for the best. he is a wild wild livin on the edge kinda cat but he should be more careful when chosing his meals.
other then that.... back to work today. uneventful nay.. boring. lots of crapola to do (nothing like the triumphant return with heaps and heaps of shit on your desk to trudge through and people coming in and adding little tiny piles of shit to it-- ugggh) but i made some headway which is good.
*as i was driving in this a.m. (before the day even began) i was saying over and over in my head almost unaware of it..... "tomorrow will be better" today hadn't even started? weird.
oh well have a great day.... the rest of it at least and remember.....
TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER!
cake anyone?
thea

Tuesday, February 06, 2007



why do you hate me?
feb. 6, year 0
work tomorrow. booooooooooo hiiisssssssssssssss but i guess we had a good run.
at least when i go to work tomorrow i'll get my next installment of ROME bitches!
can't wait to go home although heres a good one .... i threw in a load of wash.. mostly sweaters on cold.. big load.. anyhow i'm about to leave for work and i go in the laundry room and the floor is soaked and the washer is full of freezing water that WILL NOT DRAIN... i had this problem fixed over the summer and the guy was like.... its o.k. to just repair it now but it won't last long so maybe start thinkin about a new washer. well i wasn't thinkin about it till NOW! shit shit shit. so first i have to plunge my hands into the freezing water to remove heavy wet sweaters... i will no doubt use every towel in the house to wring them out as dry as i can... then i will have to go about getting what water i can out of the washer barrel with a pitcher or a cup or something then i'm not off till saturday so i can't go look for one till then... bogus bogus bogus... then theres the removal of the old one that will still i'm sure have tons of water in it... and trying to shimmy slide the old one out through the living room and the new one in . as the easier back door is blocked i guess i could move everything but what a huge pain in the ass that will be. life while it can be fun also has a tendency to crack you in the ass.
oh well onward and outward!
have a good rest of the week, stay warm at all costs.
aloha.
me

Monday, February 05, 2007



no song and dance needed!
feb. 5 year 0
hey all... snow/temp. day today... and TOMORROW - jesus loves me this i know. aw hell yeah.
it was nice to have off today.. so much better when you actually feel better.... its totally wasted when your ill.
how 'bout how retarded cold it is? sucks. plus my house is almost exactly as cold as it is outside. uncool. but i am sporting a new 'lectric blanket on the couch so that makes it much better.
right now i'm at the liberry which was broken into again ... this is the second time in .. i forget 5 months.... awesome... broke out the back window climbed in went immediately to the staff back room and took all the new dvds.... sounds like someone who knows a thing or two about the liberry huh? nothing off the shelves just the new stuff.. pretty smart i suppose.
other then that its freezing in here as well..... god forbid they use the heat here... gotta keep the books fresh. that should be the one saving grace about going to work - WARMTH.
oh well.... debating what to have for dinner... pea soup? hamburger? eh who the hell cares... i don't. either or - i am out of weiners so no weiner pizza or weiners diced in the pea soup. i'll make due i'm sure.
oh well i'm gonna go kill the last 90 minutes. g'night
be cool but stay warm.
thea