the mutha f....ing bomb!

t.b.i.m. ick. march 23, year 0

happy birfday to the alabama slamma- my bro. matt!

i have a half hour here at the liberry and i'm losin it. so busy, so tired.... so redic... who works like this? besides mules.

yesterday i actually took 2 count 'em 2 naps... just to catch up this 6 day work week and 12 hour days most days is getting deadly.

-- band of brothers was on all day yesterday so that was nice.

---- i have a sort of speaking engagement with ma'boss tomorrow.... he was all like "well we'll come up with an outline...." and i said "no you'll talk and i'll add light comedy" i am (and have been told.... that i'm) incapable of being serious, no matter the situation. i'm trying but i don't have it in me. no can do clap clap.

-- i bought pineapple jelly yesterday - OH MA'LORD i love that crap.. i don't usually keep jellys or jams in the house but i was dying for it yesterday.... i love it- you could smear it on a billy goat and i'd eat it.

-- i don't know what to wear to this speaking thing tomorrow... my mother has at least a couple times a week since i found out i'm doing this... has reminded me in a nicer way not to dress like a whore. i'm not kidding... no congratulations, no that'll be nice, no - you'll do great..... just a constant stream of "you ARE going to dress tastefully aren't you" or "what ARE you going to wear.... you WILL be dressing conservatively won't you". i don't own a business suit nor shall i ever if i'm lucky.. and its not like i'd put on the leopard pants for this... prom yes not this. what ev.... my mother fancies me the type of lady who wears floral print jumpers and turtlenecks with little duckies on them or something... i don't know but she is definitely not pleased with my sense of style. maybe it was of the time back in the day i met her at red lobster and my hair was fuschia.

-- today a student was watching me unpack my "lunch/dinner at the liberry snacks" and there was a whole grain cracker that looks like partical board, a cottage cheese, a banana, a prune yogurt, a bowl of cabbage/broccoli slaw with hot sauce and chicken and 1 hard boiled egg... he looked at me and said "dats some bullshit you be eatin". well luis, i agree. this student also upon finishing the writing portion of the ohio graduation test - i asked him some simple question and he said "is you stupid?" i said "i don't know luis, is i?... is i stupid?" - aaaahhhh the youth.

--- whats up with religious emails from family members that you never knew were religious? i'm now rethinking all the sordid stories i've told and language i use. yikes. don't get me wrong like the doobie brothers i will say "jesus is just alright with me - oh yeah" .

-- i've been obsessing on morrissey and the smiths lately. especially hang the dj. - mainly because i know someone who goes by the name dj and i would like to hang her.

oh well

outty