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thursday feBREWary 19. year 0

thursdays suck...

i think i've mentioned this before but my boss is a super hero his super hero power is to give me diahreah by just conversing. not kidding he came back from a meeting started talking about the meeting and work stuff and next year and money and i literally could feel my stomach rebelling and blammo. its remarkable... he's done it before too.... hysterical. also when people try to have serious discussions i tend to wax rediculous so he's talking and i look out the window and say "hey look at that squirrels tail out there!!!" and my boss said "do i have to get blinds in order to have a conversation with you" because i do it all the time "hey look at the bird" "did you see those clouds?"

--- so at the liberry tonight people are totally ready to throw down over computer time... its nuts.... there was a chinese lady who was about to pick with an 8 year old.. and i mean to the point of grabbing and shoving. seriously. i finally yelled "can we act like adults please!". and it just happened again between a coupla other people. its like - if you all can't behave and be nice we'll shut all the computers down and nobody will be happy. jesus.

------ oh yikes there was just a dude at my desk who wreaks of URINE can't tell if its human or feline but the odor is like sticking to my face and hair---- like being smacked in the face with a soaking wet pee pee diaper.

----- i did a blooper here that acutally my counterpart had to take the heat for... to me its kinda funny but library administration doesn't think anything is funny... but i am in charge of putting events/programs on the branches website and the program they use is kinda persnickety and of course i wasn't paying full attention in the training anyhow i entered a program that was supposed to show up as every tuesday at 6:00 through march. instead it was listed like 4x a week through december 2012. to me funny .. but i guess phone calls and memos were written. geeze lighten up. we're not curing cancer here. although i did get someone with a sense of humor in the graphics department i had to make a last minute edit for a flyer.. i had to remove a movie that we decided not to show anyhow the guy was like "what was wrong with the movie why aren't you showing it?" and i said "i dunno they don't think Caligula is for the teenagers.... i'm cool with a little glitzy porn in the afternooon don't know about you" and he busted up and said as long as wine coolers were served it sounded perfect.

oh well i have to enter winter reading club names online so buhbye!

snow day!

thea