snow cat in my yard!

wednesday, jaMuary 4th alice coopers birthday, year 0

what a load of shit this weather is. seriously. the only good thing is my landlord built a snow cat in our yard it rules. and yesterday he said if it snows again he will be adding to it. thats fun.

- if there is no snow day tomorrow the universe can suck it.

- i'm hungry for something noodley what could that be... not spaghetti.... i don't know.

- what is today?
- i forgot that this is "science project" month - my least favorite time to work at the liberry... kids don't seem to understand they are actually supposed to do the experiment and report on the results. and whats with teahers giving these like mensa science projects to 3rd graders. " do an experiment that illustrates capilliary action". the kid couldn't even say it.

-- i'm gettin outta here in 20 minutes! praise g.

---- no polish guru today - yeah!!

--- my freak attract mojo is rockin. this week alone i was (i was gonna say i was asked but its more like) propositioned by 2 skeevy guys plus my polish guru with his plans for me to go to massachusetts with him. its a great feeling when you realize the world is filled with freaks and weirdos and many of them wish to date you. thank you jesus.

-- what should i make for dinner?

oh well outty

me