"hey honkey we're gonna smoke doobies, steal your wallet and rape your fine ladies"

(life according to deathwish)

what the hell is going on?

its jamuary 12, year 0.

mondays are so stupid. why baby why do we need mondays.

work was also stupid. i like busting my balls while others sit and gaze at their computers and ask me to do dumb shit they could just as easily do. ie: walk out of your office past copy machine to ask me to make a copy of something.- what the f? especially when you see i am busy.

a friend of mine has viral enteritis - which i guess feels like having food poisoning for many days in a row. or like post taco bell.

oh wait heres another work pet peeve. whats with people who are scheduled till 5:30 and staying until 8? what is the matter with you? i know i don't have a life but damned if i'm gonna spend it at work. shit i'm like a dust cloud the minute i can leave.

i have 2 hours and 15 minutes till i'm free.

i'm off the liberry on wednesday - that is good.

my necklace broke - thats bad. i'm now wearing a shoe lace with my items on it- thats dumb

watched DEATH WISH I, II AND III this weekend - thats good weird though. what was the story with those gang dudes all made to look like rudy from fat albert? they were all soooooo jive. and don't get me started on death wish III - saw it in the theater.... once you see martin balsam take a huge machine gun out of his armoir and open fire on hords of gang members its just kinda out there - but worth a watch.

--- i just had a guy here at the liberry say to me "uh hey remember that band the beatles?" - uh no sir never heard of 'em. say whaaaaaa? (crazy person - for real)

---- i'm so ready to go. i need to go to heinens for coffee & 1/2 and 1/2. without coffee in the a.m. i cease to exist.

----- i don't wax political often or ever - but i saw ann coulter on tv the other night. geez she's a disturbed person huh? she's actually frightening like a dracula.

---- speaking of dracula i caught a few minutes of the new date brett michaels on vh1- this new brood of whores is visually alarming they look alot like blonde and brunette versions of elvira mistress of the dark...... costumey and halloweeny.

-- i could go for one of my famoush weiner pizza's for dinner. but as i have no hotdogs, pita bread or cheese no dice.

--- i made this nice little salad for lunch today but i always convince myself that the chicken is rotten and throw it away. weird.

----also as a testament to my cooking skills i burned yet another dozen eggs last night. went to boil my dozen for hard boiled eggs - got to doing something and like almost and hour later my brain woke up and i said "oh shit the eggs" - burned black all cracked up at least this time they didn't all explode. i shant be top chef this season.

alright i got to go

me