t.b.i.m.f.m. holy crap december 8 year 0

i'm glad my monday is almost over. that is a good feeling.

- i had a computer class today with my little polish guru - i taught him how to use his digital camera. and he in turn again told me i need to get married. thanks walter.

- when last i checked it was raining ice. deathrace to rocky river at 8pm check the news at 11 to see if i don't make it home.

-my bro sent me a youtube of my other favorite christmas song "i want a hippopotamus for christmas" and all it shows is various pictures of hippos but at the end it shows a newspaper clipping with a headline that reads "hippopotamus eats dwarf" with a little hand written note on it that says "i don't want a hippopotamus". that to me is funny.

- this is not a racial thing but at our branch everyone or at least the main desks have to come up with and implement a "black history month" activity - can't i be excused. although i came up with an idea cheryl and i will co-host every week we'll show a documentary on a jazz musician. so that'll be cool i think. what else can we do? i'm already showing that cuba gooding movie "black diver".

- i have that eye lid fluttery thing going on and its going to make me jump out the window. what causes that.. some say being tired, some say stress so which is it. google time: well i didn't really get anywhere i closed it when one article cause my not be known - oh really thanks for the update.

- i got my copy of a christmas carol in today. its the one with patrick stewart.... i think i clocked my crying time as starting approx 15 minutes in and rarely ceasing throughout. yeah! i love crying.

- i recently referred to someone as a moral sewer. that wasn't very nice although i don't really take it back.

- yesterday was such a nice day i didn't have to work so i rigorously cleaned the house. nailed a blanket up over my laundry room window which is missing part of the glass - so needless to say the laundry room has been at about a balmy 25 degrees - which doesn't help the overall heat bill. anyhoo because i'm so not skilled at repair ect. the blanket idea was all i had till the sinner can gimme some glass. to illustrate my approach to repairs ect. i nailed up the blanket using a wooden meat mallet. goes hand in hand with screwing stuff in with a corn holder. it is what it is. funny, not long ago my landlord/hero came over to fix something and said "hey do you have a screwdriver?" i said "oh yea sure" and i got out my toolbox which has a jar of nails, a bar of LAVA soap, a hammer and my screwdriver which is pretty much bent in a curve because i used it to pry something open. he just looked at it and said "i'll go get mine". what are you gonna do?

- i have an hour and a half of work left.

- i made some pretty good turkey breast yesterday - lookin forward to leftovers.

- baby sal hid one of his toy balls inside a toilet paper roll. tell me he's not a genius.

- got some xmas shopping done the other day - praise g.

- office xmas shin dig is this thursday.... i just go in case i win a raffle. i won last year.. i get soooo excited. i hope co-workers aren't going to be assbags.

- funny phenomenon at the liberry people using computers with headphones - yelling to the person who is sitting next to them. great.

- oh well i've got only a little bit of time left here so i'll bid you good night.

don't have any cake today - not a real cake type day. have a yogurt or vodka and grape juice!

later

me