
bbfea's holiday alter-ego!
thursday december something year 0
so whats up?
today and yesterday for that matter were good days over all. not loaded with extraneous nonesense.
my cat baby sal clawed the crap out of my neck yesterday... uncle paul came over and was rough housing with him so when i picked him up when uncle paul left (so he wouldnt' run out the door) he dug into my neck. i forget sometimes that prior to my adopting him he was street tough.
-- other then that i'm here at the 'berry being interrogated by a co-worker about things that are not her business. ie: shut the f.... up!
---we have a new person at j.o.b. #1 - seems to be going ok so far so thats a relief.
i'm getting angsty about xmas and gift buying. i've started but still got a waaaays to go. i hate all this mess. holidays suck... today at work i played my holiday song by oscar the grouch "i hate christmas!"
please to enjoy:
"I can't think of anything that's dumber To a grouch, Christmas is a bummer!
Beaming faces everywhere, happiness is in the air I'm telling you, it isn't fair! I hate Christmas! People loaded with good will, giving presents, what a thrill That slushy nonsense makes me ill
I hate Christmas!
I'd rather have a holiday like normal grouches do Instead of getting presents, they take presents back from you
Heh heh Here comes Santa, girls and boys So, who needs that big red noise!
I'll tell him where to put his toys
I hate Christmas! (spoken):
And if you want the truth, I ain't so crazy about Thanksgiving or Labor Day either!
Christmas carols to be sung, decorations to be hung Oh, yeah? Well, I stick out my tongue!
I hate Christmas!
Christmas bells play loud and strong Hurts my ears, all that ding dong
Besides it goes on much too long I hate Christmas!
I'd rather have a holiday with a lot less joy and flash
With a lot less cheerful smiling, and a lot more dirty trash, yeah!
Christmas Day is almost here When it's over, then I cheer I
'm glad it's only once a year I hate Christmas!"
wonderfulness.
actually in planning my xmas eve boycott (ie: the great strep throat incident of 2008) i was thinking i'd like to see that movie valkyrie - even in spite of tom cruise's presence in it. kenneth brannaugh is in it and he's played a nazi before so i'll forgive the tom cruise mistake. - could be fun nazi movie in the afternoon.. some p-corn, some diet coke - me in a nearly empty theater, nazis on the big screen- heaven.. sounds dare i say it - ideal.
oh well one of our pain in the ass patrons who doesn't work or pay taxes yet insists the staff here wasn't raised properly and the public tax dollars pay our salary and we don't deserve it! uh you not paying taxes asshole so you don't get to make those statements. its good though he now has a grudge with all but one of us and so we don't have to deal with him because he's not speaking to us.. actually he hasn't been here for a while since he had a blow up about something - then he switches to the union branch until he pisses them off then he comes back here.... so we should call union and see what happened... he also has a tendancy to defecate on the restroom floor- hooray for feces! (that needs to be on a t-shirt!).
speaking of t-shirts-
- i want to get a friend of mine a t-shirt that says "ashes to ashes - beer to pee" - i just think thats soooo funny but not something one can where anywhere huh? i'll find something else.
- welp i got nothin else. whats up with you?
lets all have a good friday
love
bbfea


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