to any and all of you who might at some point to participate in planning my funeral please please please blow up this monkeys picture, put it in a nice frame and put it out in front of my closed coffin. thankya

t.g.i.f
thank you g.
i'm tired this evening.
and bummed that i have to work all weekend all next week and again all weekend. has it always been thus? and more importantly will it always be thus?
talked to ma'bro tonight.. we discussed assholes at work, bad tv, the pope and the needed resurgance of the "scarvest".
on that note i will hit the rack.
enjoy your cake.
me

house guest 

wednesday,
quick story before i go take a shower and go to bed.
so this morning i'm coming downstairs sans glasses as usual.. i get to the kitchen and see a cat toy on the floor... but upon further inspection its a dead mouse. (YIKES) anyhow its not so much that i'm shocked at the dead mouse but its my cats total nonchalance about it... they were just walking past it not looking as i stood over it demanding "who did this? is this funny?" but they all acted like they had no clue.. like maybe it came out and just had a heart attack in the middle of the floor while theirs asses were nestled sweetly in the sleepy teepee upstairs at one point layla actually walked over to it and looked at it like "what in the helll.........." they're all delicate angels in the light of morning but why do i imagine my kitchen that night was like a friggin gladiator arena? devilish children. i do feel bad for the mouse though.. he had no idea he happened into the heart of the lions den. (i will say nova is the main culprit.. she caught a mouse once before but i was awake then and she was easily distracted by my offering her a pretzel).
so that was that.
today was what it was and now its over.
later all,
go get you some cake.
me

tuesday.
i've got like 5 minutes to sum up the day before seinfeld starts .... go>>
* spiders
* cottage cheese
* coffee
* irritation
* the youth of today - idiots
* physical pain
* ma' bro - the alabama slammer
* wrinkles
* laundry
* spencer and questions about his diet
* money
* awesome weather/daffodils
* fucking stupid pieces of shit
* fatness
*program about movies about the holocaust
* book i'm reading
* russ
* bed
***** cake
later,
thea

t.b.i.m too bad its monday!!!
may i have 1 boo and 1 hiss for not just monday but for the return to work after time off...boooooooooooooohissssssssssssssssssssssss.
anyhow i hate re-entry. totally erases any sense of relaxation felt during vacation.
ma'weekend was pretty good i suppose - hung out with the maj saturday, sunday despite my attempts not to work for the cavs game i did. and as usual i was glad to have time with my friends there. (the $100 didn't hurt either). nas and i had a nice walk together to starbucks for some coffee and treats, seth and i enjoyed joint mockery, cory ruined the pizza (PISSSZAAAA!!) sauce by throwing several heaping cups of sugar into it- on purpose..i told him he should be ashamed until one of our neighbors came in for a slice then i said "o.k. its funny", and flashdavid before i could finish my sentance about a guy at the bar (1 of like 30) he said "who? the meathead" how'd he know thats who i was going to hate on? it was a pretty fun day all in all i guess... and of course it led up to today and going back to work.
so there ya have it. anything else? oh our listener/columbus correspondent reccomended a movie for me called "party girl" with parker posey (who i think he suggested to play me in the big screen adaptation of the assholier than thou story...(i might've said bea arthur) anyhow has anyone else seen it.. i ordered it at the liberry and was just wondering??? let me know.
side note: i'm fearful that my vertigo is coming back.. i now formally don't think it can be vertigo.. vertigo is usually inner ear related and i have never had that problem, and definitely shouldn't be so frequent.. hmmmmmm i'm going to go with too much coffee and keeping all stress in a large ball in my chest... the last time i saw the doctor about it she said "i don't know really, probably vertigo but sometimes m.s. starts out like this.." are you fucking kidding me - i told her "we shant be saying the letters m.s. to me e'r again" so coffee / stress it is. i'm starting to feel better already.
outside of that i'll thank g. that the weather has taken a turn for the better, and for my dear friends, for spencer and my cats, for dark chocolate, for my good life and the good life of others, for thox and the electric blanket (considering when maj came over the first thing she said upon entering my home in her coat was "so how cold is your house?" could it be the sides of beef haning in the living room?), and i thank g. most of all for you... yeah you reading this...all of you and your dogs both literal and figurative. i insist you have a great week.
where yo cake at?
thea