Friday, April 20, 2007

weiners deluxe
t.g.i.f.i.o.w.s.s.i.h.s.i.s.f april 20,0

hey duuudes is 4/20 lets go blow some leaves. evidentally this whole 4/20 thing is huge with the youth of today. funny they're high every day anyhow so whats so big about 4/20 - EVERY DAY is 4/20 for them. oh well. i always just knew it as hitlers birthday.... not really a day to celebrate but whatever.

anyhoot, i'm glad this week is over. i'm glad the weather is better. i'm glad i'm off tomorrow and hope to encourage the sinner to cook out tomorrow evening. pray for that-- i could totally go for some weiners deluxe! totally. i will be glad to go home and open some windows for a while... i hate that cooped-upedness feeling at the end of winter when you're dying to open up a window and hear some birds. speaking of the great outdoors... SPENCER ma'stray cat is back and looking good. i'm glad he looks good and seems fine but i can't help but feel cheated on - ya know "so did you find someone you like better spencer? what do they do that i don't? am i just your whore when no one else is around???" oh well i just love him.

i'm here at the liberry - with less then an hour to go and i can't believe how many people stink today. i mean truly stink.. that totally unwashed, utterly funk-a-fied, putrid body stank. and of course they want to talk to me or ask me for help in a very up close kind of way that is unbearable. ugghhhhhh.

i got una the barbie fairytopia cd for her dad to burn. evidentallly this movie kicks some almighty ass for 2 1/2 year olds....thusly it is my duty to make sure she has the sound track.

i was hoping that the last king of scotland would be in today.. nothin like uganda chaos and mayhem for the weekend but i will settle in with the pink floyd interviews dvd i got... good enough.

oh well i don't think i'll have any cake this weekend - i just don't forsee it... but i hope you will.

if nine inch nails next cd is entitled "enjoy your cake" there will be hell to pay.

oh well

please have a great weekend and enjoy the hell out of the weather.

later,

thea

Wednesday, April 18, 2007







happy wednesday!



frank black may have some competition for his title!




wed. april 18, 0
i'm here at job #2 ticking out the hours till i am free! i'm out at 6 thankfully so i actually have a little time to ma'self this evening... so weird, yet i think if i didn't work these ridiculous hours and got to go home after job #1 i don't know what the hell i'd do with that time?
oh fun the mini thugs just got here - yeah. we lost our security guard again... he was beat up in the branch and then jumped out side both in the span of like 10 days... i have to say i'd get the hell out too.
work #1 today was o.k. i guess with the exception of the unadulterated b.s. teenage drama. geez kids relax the hell out man you've got (if you're lucky) 50 more years to sweat dumb bullshit don't waste the time now.... you're young you should be totally lovin shit now... you're not even like bogged down with working wait till that shit happens then you'll have stuff to complain about.... i don't know. kids. dumbasses.
oh well... i have to stop for gas and cat food on my way home... maybe a nice salad for dinner. sounds like a plan.
enjoy your evening, i heard its supposed to get up to 70 on sunday that would be awesome.
later,
me

Monday, April 16, 2007


what the hell ever happened to mr. salty?
t.b.i.m. april 16, year 0
i hope 9 inch nails will send me some money from their new album "year 0" as i've been touting the merits of the year 0 for quite some time. maybe enough to cover my stupid tax bills. hooray.
anyhow so its monday. which by nature sucks alot. plus it was re-entry day at school...booooooooooooooooooooohiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssss.
funny that even after a break the children are just as unmotivated and lathargic as they were before break. so much for rejuvination. maybe its the weather.
what i'm loving today:
* the idea of going home
* the fact that my back hurts less today
* hamburgers
* the new airfreshener in my car... sun and sand its called
* friday is payday
* advil
* the great memories of my good days off last week
* seeing dennis kucinichs bro here at the liberry (he's odd)
* the response "nufin" when i ask una what she's doing
* that i've only got 45 minutes left
* pretzels and salsa
thats about it sad but true. i'm a little disappointed in humanity.... at present > whether its crazy people shootin shit up and killing people, or idiots making the liberry a punch palace, or just the general ingratitude for even the most simple kindness. do you ever get the feeling that you could hand out $100 bills to people and they'd still find a reason to bitch about it? sad sad sad.
i wish it was warm. i wish i was a watermelon.
ok
off to ma'bed
later
me