one, one, one, what on earth could be so fun? 

friday.
happy birfday to you .. happy birfday to you ..happy birfday dear una. happy birfday to you.
so how cool must it be to be 1. you can't remember it but like .. lets see.. first time i saw my own hands.. first time i realized that yes these must be my parents.. first time i recognized the cat..first time i ate carrots.. first time i saw real flowers...first time i saw tv.. first time i laughed at auntie godmonkey baby fea.. sooooo cool so happy 1st birfday baby una!!!!
love
auntie honkey, godmonkey baby fea

wednesday.
chris keeps sending me hall & oates tour dates.. i'm semi convinced to quit my job(S) and take like a coupla years maaaan and follow H&O.
* so today i went next door to the coffee shop to get ma'weekly periodicals and ran into the artist bridget ginley - who gave me this awesome monkey bank.. i love it.. and would that i ever had 2 nickles to rub together i might put them in the bank but until then it is on my desk... and i freakin love it. big ups to BG and of course to the artist who created it "patty" who i hope isn't at home banging her head against a wall yelling "where's my monkey bank". sorry patty you snooze you lose.
* the staff at the school today fell into some sort of mob mentality at lunch time ganging up (sort of) on a few select students.. why it happened not sure maybe we're all at the same state of "what the fuck man?" but it was pretty fun - we should do it more often....next time with clubs or poking sticks.
* the weather is kicking ass.. i'm hoping the forcasted storms will come and go within the next two days leaving saturday with excellent weather for una's birfday partaaaaay... lets get the baby drunk.
* out side of that i saw a coupla minutes of another mtv show - i think its called "i'm really fat and too lazy do put forth effort to get a body like janet jackson so i'm gettin tons of lipo" yesssssssssssss!
* ROLLERBALL was on tv tonight
* ma'bro the alabama slamma sent me the movie Broadcast News - one of my favorites i was going to watch it tonight but then he called ..then it was 10:00 too late. another day no doubt...probably many other days. "a lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts".
* eh i got to get in bed
* oh yea i had an excellent salad tonight - leftovers from the big wigs whoopti dooo meeting.. waaaaaaay tooooo much cheese and bacon but at least it was all clumped together so you could throw it out with ease...the rest was splendid.
* carolyn is making my favorite cookies tonight... thank you g.
o.k. i'm out
enjoy your cake (or maybe carolyn's cookies)
f to the e to the a
FEA

tuesday
i suddenly just in the last 5 minutes feel like i got hit by a truck.. super day. up beat and all of the sudden i could crawl into bed with clothes on and sleep for 3 days. maybe someone slipped me some more knock out drops.
-- today
* busy
* school - same - annoying- f-ed up kids
* liberry test - hard and yet funny 2 words for you - black skeletor- you would have to have seen this person.
* regular berry. - good got a lot accomplished only i'm praying i did it correctly - i'm not really in the mood for lecture or correction.
* a dear friend came to see me at the berry - DAY HIGHLIGHT!
* got home spoke to the welk, maj, ma'moms, and michele - all good.
* and now i've got some icy cold water and i'm ready for bed.
righteous!
hey perth is in austrailia.
yesterday i LITERALLY ENJOYED MY CAKE- ups to prx's mother for the yearly kick ass cake. now you be sure to enjoy yours literal or figurative...its all you!
as always
iamme

sunday nite
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY EVERYONE!
worked today downtown at the berry.. it was good... i never knew 4 hours could seem soooo long. not many people out and about - they evidentally knew not to f with they moms.
- so i worked and went home and fell fast and deeply asleep on the couch for a coupla hours like someone slipped me knock out drops. whew..it was nice though - it was that or ANOTHER pot of coffee....which i think i'm now formally drinking too much of.
- on to this week... same schedule few extra hours.. i have a test for a different job at the berry.. why they're making all applicants take it is odd to me because if a completely ill qualified retardo will alot of seniority doesn't get it... they will make a fuss and file grievances with the union until they do.. so just sort the apps. by seniority and go from there...yea i have little seniority..so kudos to you mr./ms. retardo on the new job!
- i've been having a really great past few weeks at works (for the most part) and then on saturday at the library.. my old hatefullness of humanity came a' callin.. why i don't know but people i use to look forward to seeing seemed like slick assholes and overtly moronic hmmmm seems i need a new prescription in ma'rose colored glasses.
oh yea seeing the rock-em sock-em retards on a daily basis might be wearing on my nerves a bit as well. i know they can't help it but they can help being in the library EVERY FUCKING DAY!! god go home go anywhere go to mcdonalds...
- on that note i'm off to bed...
- una is almost one year old
- oh yea side note... cory famous for saying "i didn't even do anything" got a promotion at the home of the giant sandwich and it has been reported that he has actually BEEN DOING SOMETHING and really well...nobody can believe it....cory ladies and gentleman probably still not sure why his friends like him cuz "i never wanna do anything".
alrighty
g'night.. cake.
thea