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Thursday May 10, year o

my friend the artist/bad ass Bridget Ginley has "tagged" me to include in my blog 10 "interesting" things people may or may not know about me... here goes nothin....

numero uno

i'm working on notecards for friends to read at my funeral to avoid that akward moment when the priest says "does anyone want to say a few words?" no one really does or you do but you don't.. either way i'm sending them in prepared. which leads to

number 2 (this is the card sam will read at my funeral)

Thea can fix a vacuum.

damn straight.. not only can i do some solid repair work.. but i actually enjoy it.

number 3

i have an irrational fear of octopus'. (not cooked - living).

i hate em.. i hate the sight of 'em i see them on tv on discovery channel type shows and i get the willies.... that big floppy head arms waving all over the place. no thanks.

number 4

i am afraid of heights but only in dreams.

i have dreams where i am paralyzed with fear on a staircase. in real life i've gone skydiving? no explaination.

number 5

i am a bitch at the grocery store check out.

yea i'm the one at the checkout unpacking and repacking and making remarks about how i don't need that "one can of tuna in a separate bag" and yes i'm bitchy even to the mentally handicapped baggers. sorry i like things the way i like 'em - i even have a challenged cashier named bob who i regard as my archenemy for life over a packing situation.

number 6

i am super content with my life right now. i'm enjoying adulthood more then i ever thought i could.

number 7

i like to eat most food cold and will cook food then refridgerate it. and of course douse it in hot sauce.

number 8

i hate the words "fanny" and "derrierre"

number 9

i can make some mean saurkraut with kielbasa and dumplings. get down thea wif yo'polish self.

number 10

am a perfume.... junkie.... i have more fragrance in my home then most department stores. and the weird thing.. my favorite ever perfume is by philosophy but i never wear it. like i'm saving it for some reason. duh.

so there you have it.

happy thursday everyone and continue rocking at all costs.

ms. honkey