Tuesday March 26th, 2002
why am i still an ox?
7:30 coffee coffee coffee
8:00-9:00 coffee coffee
11:00 bag o mini carrots
12:30 day time RINGER, an apple, an orange
5:00 slice of crusty italian bread (i know bread is a sin but i not only know the sinner i am a sinner)
and - heres me going fucking balls out wacko... 1 PICKLED EGG.
thats it folks i feel like cutting my own head off with a chainsaw over the bread.. there shan't be anymore for me today.
so... i got the work related news letter that did a profile on yours truly and in the picture i look like a super fat buck toothed idiot. excellent. i tried to get the person responsible to put a post-it in each one saying "i'm really not this fat - ) anyhow i'm not as pumped as i thought.. dumb article. i did manage to mention CHICK PEAS in it though... see i'm trying to subliminally influence people who work at my agency because with out a doubt THEY ARE DOING IT WRONG.
i'll talk to you tomorrow... it is currently blizzarding.. can a n-word get a table dance over here.. .where's my freakin snow day!!!