SUNDAY MARCH 24 -
yesterday i was told my blogs were boring.... so boring in fact that they are used to lull small babies to sleep.
thanks.
11:00 - coffee coffee coffee coffee
12:00 - slice of raisin toast
nap nap nap
tv tv tv tv
nap nap nap
5:00 - SOME OF THE BEST DAMNED LOW FAT TURKEY CHILLI EVER MADE! period.
then magic dogs flew in the sky and sprinkled glittery pixi dust on my house and me and i was transported to a nether world where gumballs grow on trees and you can have all the pet snakes you want. and shingles are made of peanut brittle. it was there that i was challenged by the evil donkey woman over the treasure of the sunken dingy. we fought a long cold war... but i,,, i was victorious and when i opened the treasure chest i had enough gold dabloons for a black vw beetle and some left over to buy paint. the end.
SATURDAY MARCH 23 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BROTHER MATT.
11:00 coffee coffee coffee coffee
went to radio station
12:00 coffee coffee
made evening plans for tattoo convention.
5:30 - THE RINGER WITH CHICKEN.... and bonus kick ass ingredients.
8:00 beers... at the convention
going to my first tattoo convention is a weight loss clinic in itself.... sooooo much flesh.... so much needlessly exposed flesh. it really renewed my desire to keep squatting in every private moment of my life - to walk to the grocery store and to run back home carrying heavy grocery bags over my head. - it was quite a show. i love people. i love people who just don't give a shit... in retrospect i should have asked some of them "on mic" "how do you do it... parading around in short - ass grabbing gym shorts and bippie top sans bra when your stomach and bosoms are approximately the same size with little diferentiation. and are your eyebrows and makeup tattooed on or is that natural?" and you sir " is that cellulite a tattoo effect or real - and will you be getting a pegasus tattoo on your left breast?" so much fun with humanity.
see you guys tomorrow hang in there. high five me someone!
yesterday i was told my blogs were boring.... so boring in fact that they are used to lull small babies to sleep.
thanks.
11:00 - coffee coffee coffee coffee
12:00 - slice of raisin toast
nap nap nap
tv tv tv tv
nap nap nap
5:00 - SOME OF THE BEST DAMNED LOW FAT TURKEY CHILLI EVER MADE! period.
then magic dogs flew in the sky and sprinkled glittery pixi dust on my house and me and i was transported to a nether world where gumballs grow on trees and you can have all the pet snakes you want. and shingles are made of peanut brittle. it was there that i was challenged by the evil donkey woman over the treasure of the sunken dingy. we fought a long cold war... but i,,, i was victorious and when i opened the treasure chest i had enough gold dabloons for a black vw beetle and some left over to buy paint. the end.
SATURDAY MARCH 23 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BROTHER MATT.
11:00 coffee coffee coffee coffee
went to radio station
12:00 coffee coffee
made evening plans for tattoo convention.
5:30 - THE RINGER WITH CHICKEN.... and bonus kick ass ingredients.
8:00 beers... at the convention
going to my first tattoo convention is a weight loss clinic in itself.... sooooo much flesh.... so much needlessly exposed flesh. it really renewed my desire to keep squatting in every private moment of my life - to walk to the grocery store and to run back home carrying heavy grocery bags over my head. - it was quite a show. i love people. i love people who just don't give a shit... in retrospect i should have asked some of them "on mic" "how do you do it... parading around in short - ass grabbing gym shorts and bippie top sans bra when your stomach and bosoms are approximately the same size with little diferentiation. and are your eyebrows and makeup tattooed on or is that natural?" and you sir " is that cellulite a tattoo effect or real - and will you be getting a pegasus tattoo on your left breast?" so much fun with humanity.
see you guys tomorrow hang in there. high five me someone!
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