Day 33 - Sunday March 3, 2002
I read chris' interview with laurie and found it to be genius!! genius - to get the perspective of someone so close to the madness. So i will now rip him off. Seeing as i am single, have no significant other, room mate, and the only friend i might like to interview has asked to be left completely out of this.. i will speak to my cat Jack. As the only boy i want his perspective and the other cats all have long histories of eating issues. so refer to the photo page of the website to see a picture of jack and on we go:
Me: jack come here and sit with me for a second
Jack: no
Me: c'mon... sit here... let me ask you something?
Jack: are you going to kiss me?
Me: no. seriously.. let me ask you... do you think i'm fat?
Jack: no.
Me: how can you not. i'm like 50x your size and you don't see that as being a little tubbo
Jack: i'm a cat. of course you're bigger but i wouldn't say fat.
Me: Jack, do you recollect a time when i was much fatter? and what did you notice about that time?
Jack: yes i remember you getting a bit fatter and i remember - you trying to offer me potato chips. i can't say that we (the girls and i) ever thought you were a big fat ass though.
Me: jack do you recollect at time when i was much thinner? and tell me about that
Jack: yes you've been thinner but so have i, so has nova, it's a process mom, lighten up. yes i remember you being thinner but i also remember being afraid you'd drop dead on the floor. it was during this time that we learned how to open the cat food bucket because we thought it would be tacky of us to eat your dead body after all you've done for us. are we finished yet?
Me: no. do i or have i sickened you with all this dieting bullshit.
Jack: you sickened me with your "poor behavior choices" regarding weight loss in the past... that sickened me. and the dieting is o.k. but it would be nice to have a little god damned ham in the house - would it kill you to get a few slices of ham... cripe!
Me: since i've started taking brain pills do you notice a difference in me? be honest
Jack: yes you seem in better spirits. why aren't you asking layla all this crap?
Me: layla would lie to me. - i guess that's about it - i'll thank you for your honesty and may i now kiss you alot my little french fry, sweet potato....baby boy, little lion???????
Jack: yes you are permitted to kiss me.
12:30 coffee coffee coffee
2:40 - lunch/dinner at parents they eat at senior citizen time - not early and not late...
small fruit salad, small side salad, tomato VINEGARETTE, some chicken type stewish stuff and rice.
pretty good and i don't feel bad about it either.
Weighed myself today - i hasten to say what the scale said because before you go public with grand totals i think it should be a few days at that weight so you know you just didn't have to pee or something but i do feel proud and joyful and i thank all of you who are doing this with me. your support means alot. good night and god bless. (tommorow i have a hair cut - that's good for losing a couple ounces - kidding)
I read chris' interview with laurie and found it to be genius!! genius - to get the perspective of someone so close to the madness. So i will now rip him off. Seeing as i am single, have no significant other, room mate, and the only friend i might like to interview has asked to be left completely out of this.. i will speak to my cat Jack. As the only boy i want his perspective and the other cats all have long histories of eating issues. so refer to the photo page of the website to see a picture of jack and on we go:
Me: jack come here and sit with me for a second
Jack: no
Me: c'mon... sit here... let me ask you something?
Jack: are you going to kiss me?
Me: no. seriously.. let me ask you... do you think i'm fat?
Jack: no.
Me: how can you not. i'm like 50x your size and you don't see that as being a little tubbo
Jack: i'm a cat. of course you're bigger but i wouldn't say fat.
Me: Jack, do you recollect a time when i was much fatter? and what did you notice about that time?
Jack: yes i remember you getting a bit fatter and i remember - you trying to offer me potato chips. i can't say that we (the girls and i) ever thought you were a big fat ass though.
Me: jack do you recollect at time when i was much thinner? and tell me about that
Jack: yes you've been thinner but so have i, so has nova, it's a process mom, lighten up. yes i remember you being thinner but i also remember being afraid you'd drop dead on the floor. it was during this time that we learned how to open the cat food bucket because we thought it would be tacky of us to eat your dead body after all you've done for us. are we finished yet?
Me: no. do i or have i sickened you with all this dieting bullshit.
Jack: you sickened me with your "poor behavior choices" regarding weight loss in the past... that sickened me. and the dieting is o.k. but it would be nice to have a little god damned ham in the house - would it kill you to get a few slices of ham... cripe!
Me: since i've started taking brain pills do you notice a difference in me? be honest
Jack: yes you seem in better spirits. why aren't you asking layla all this crap?
Me: layla would lie to me. - i guess that's about it - i'll thank you for your honesty and may i now kiss you alot my little french fry, sweet potato....baby boy, little lion???????
Jack: yes you are permitted to kiss me.
12:30 coffee coffee coffee
2:40 - lunch/dinner at parents they eat at senior citizen time - not early and not late...
small fruit salad, small side salad, tomato VINEGARETTE, some chicken type stewish stuff and rice.
pretty good and i don't feel bad about it either.
Weighed myself today - i hasten to say what the scale said because before you go public with grand totals i think it should be a few days at that weight so you know you just didn't have to pee or something but i do feel proud and joyful and i thank all of you who are doing this with me. your support means alot. good night and god bless. (tommorow i have a hair cut - that's good for losing a couple ounces - kidding)
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