lil george tuesday.
so i openly hate the phrase "the bomb" unless of course its being spoken by legendary actor robert shaw (another person on the list of dead people i'd f.) and he's talking about "the bomb, the heroshima bomb" in jaws but i ask for forgiveness as i am about to use it:
listener Don V. is the mother f-ing bomb! A little while ago don v said he had a coupla items he was going to give to chris and i on his next visit in but since we's on hiatus he'd send it along. o.k. theres a coupla t-shirts in there one for each of us... mine says "leave me alone i'm disgruntled" i may need that on st. patricks day. and chris' is attorney related.. and good. but..... but... upon further examination of the parcel there was a set of dvds in there and its fo'me and its the entire BAND OF BROTHERS series!!!!!!!!! yes ladies and gentleman 10+ solid hours of world war II enjoyment. THANK YOU DON V. YOU FUCKING MADE MY DAY/WEEK /MONTH!!! totally awesome. thank you. just when you feel the world is a total shit box heres don v. with some wwII viewing. awesome.
other then that.... hmmmm i've been fairly busy at work this week. there are actors here from the great lakes theater festival they come every year and do a week of drama lessons with the students and one of the dudes is remarkably good looking - certainly not my type but the kind of good looking where you want to ask... "so how easy is your life looking like you do?" nice distraction for the week - gawking at said dude.
lets see...
tomorrows wednesday... glad to be out of work at 6 praise g. thursday i think i'm stopping at a.j. roccos coffee shop for a drink and to see a friend of flashdavids play some music. that'll be nice.
friday i feel like i've committed to something but i may be mistaken. saturday ... i'm babysitting whilst the sinners and laurie get some cpr schoolin... then we're off to see the webmaster familys new house.
sunday - just might be 10+ hours of band of brothers.... me, some coffee, some dark chocolate and a day of sheer enjoyment.
oh well other then that whats up with you?
oh yea sunday night i worked for the cavs game ( try harder cavs ). anyhow 2 couples came in and the girls openly admitted they were on EXTREME radios a.m. game "hottie hook up" where in i think they send in photos, get rated and berated, explain how whore-ish they can be and their favorite sexual positions and then get to pick a random caller to get set on a date with. well they ended their night at our bar... shit canned.
i mentioned that sometimes you feel the world is a shitbox... these people were kind of the reason couple #1 a mixed couple both marginally attractive. girl cute, too loud, said "right on" in the fashion derek hess taught us to use, too drunk, too stupid. man/boy/guy: way to fashion forward for someone from ashtabula, disco styled attire, alot of poorly done unfinished tattoos (which he must have lifted his top at least half a dozen times to show anyone who looked) and many odd, nattractive piercings, loud, dumb and too drunk. COUPLE #2 conservative type guy actually seemed nice, cheesey, dumb, trying hard to talk to his date i feel in attempts to find a reason not to go in the bathroom and kill himself, too drunk. girl: mcdonalds manager, hillbillyish, bad tattoos, bad personality, when asked (by me) "why would you do this" answered "i haven't been on many dates lately and my ex abused me" thus making conservative guy feel bad and that revelation and the vast quantities of alcohol got them a'makin out AT THE BAR. whilst couple number one had already surpassed them and were making out and GROPING AT THE BAR. quotes from this quartet of awesomeness:
* "dude i always kareoke to this song" - may have been piano man
* " the muppet movie was like the best movie ever if that show was still on i'd totally watch it all the time"
* when the men were in the restroom hillbilly girl to other girl "you're date is like so awesome he's so hot... i bow down to you he's hot"
* "i'm a rover groupie" (i think thats the dj who does this thing)
* "have you ever heard of a dead nazi"
* "we need more shots"... "right on"
* "thats so interesting"
the best is that flashdavid called me the next day to say that couple #1 was seen f-ing in their car outside of the radio station downtown. classy!
my explaination of this does it no justice.... it was like watching a slow motion car crash. like watching all the akward 1 date moments you ever had compounded with too much booze and stupidity. and the world is a shitbox.
oh well on to bed. electric blanket, water, seinfeld this is reality.
g'night, enjoy your cake.
thea
hey spencer showed up tonight.
so i openly hate the phrase "the bomb" unless of course its being spoken by legendary actor robert shaw (another person on the list of dead people i'd f.) and he's talking about "the bomb, the heroshima bomb" in jaws but i ask for forgiveness as i am about to use it:
listener Don V. is the mother f-ing bomb! A little while ago don v said he had a coupla items he was going to give to chris and i on his next visit in but since we's on hiatus he'd send it along. o.k. theres a coupla t-shirts in there one for each of us... mine says "leave me alone i'm disgruntled" i may need that on st. patricks day. and chris' is attorney related.. and good. but..... but... upon further examination of the parcel there was a set of dvds in there and its fo'me and its the entire BAND OF BROTHERS series!!!!!!!!! yes ladies and gentleman 10+ solid hours of world war II enjoyment. THANK YOU DON V. YOU FUCKING MADE MY DAY/WEEK /MONTH!!! totally awesome. thank you. just when you feel the world is a total shit box heres don v. with some wwII viewing. awesome.
other then that.... hmmmm i've been fairly busy at work this week. there are actors here from the great lakes theater festival they come every year and do a week of drama lessons with the students and one of the dudes is remarkably good looking - certainly not my type but the kind of good looking where you want to ask... "so how easy is your life looking like you do?" nice distraction for the week - gawking at said dude.
lets see...
tomorrows wednesday... glad to be out of work at 6 praise g. thursday i think i'm stopping at a.j. roccos coffee shop for a drink and to see a friend of flashdavids play some music. that'll be nice.
friday i feel like i've committed to something but i may be mistaken. saturday ... i'm babysitting whilst the sinners and laurie get some cpr schoolin... then we're off to see the webmaster familys new house.
sunday - just might be 10+ hours of band of brothers.... me, some coffee, some dark chocolate and a day of sheer enjoyment.
oh well other then that whats up with you?
oh yea sunday night i worked for the cavs game ( try harder cavs ). anyhow 2 couples came in and the girls openly admitted they were on EXTREME radios a.m. game "hottie hook up" where in i think they send in photos, get rated and berated, explain how whore-ish they can be and their favorite sexual positions and then get to pick a random caller to get set on a date with. well they ended their night at our bar... shit canned.
i mentioned that sometimes you feel the world is a shitbox... these people were kind of the reason couple #1 a mixed couple both marginally attractive. girl cute, too loud, said "right on" in the fashion derek hess taught us to use, too drunk, too stupid. man/boy/guy: way to fashion forward for someone from ashtabula, disco styled attire, alot of poorly done unfinished tattoos (which he must have lifted his top at least half a dozen times to show anyone who looked) and many odd, nattractive piercings, loud, dumb and too drunk. COUPLE #2 conservative type guy actually seemed nice, cheesey, dumb, trying hard to talk to his date i feel in attempts to find a reason not to go in the bathroom and kill himself, too drunk. girl: mcdonalds manager, hillbillyish, bad tattoos, bad personality, when asked (by me) "why would you do this" answered "i haven't been on many dates lately and my ex abused me" thus making conservative guy feel bad and that revelation and the vast quantities of alcohol got them a'makin out AT THE BAR. whilst couple number one had already surpassed them and were making out and GROPING AT THE BAR. quotes from this quartet of awesomeness:
* "dude i always kareoke to this song" - may have been piano man
* " the muppet movie was like the best movie ever if that show was still on i'd totally watch it all the time"
* when the men were in the restroom hillbilly girl to other girl "you're date is like so awesome he's so hot... i bow down to you he's hot"
* "i'm a rover groupie" (i think thats the dj who does this thing)
* "have you ever heard of a dead nazi"
* "we need more shots"... "right on"
* "thats so interesting"
the best is that flashdavid called me the next day to say that couple #1 was seen f-ing in their car outside of the radio station downtown. classy!
my explaination of this does it no justice.... it was like watching a slow motion car crash. like watching all the akward 1 date moments you ever had compounded with too much booze and stupidity. and the world is a shitbox.
oh well on to bed. electric blanket, water, seinfeld this is reality.
g'night, enjoy your cake.
thea
hey spencer showed up tonight.
2 Comments:
While my Mondays still are not the same without hearing you and Chris on the radio, I'm glad I can still get my dose of Feaisms via the blog.
I particularly enjoyed the tale of love between the EXTREME listeners. I'm glad to hear there are still ways to find true love in this world. And thanks for reminding me why I should never visit your establishment outside of the occasional lunch.
first time checking your blog and i really like! however it literally hurts my eyes to read the layout, perhaps dark text on a light background woudl help? keep up the good work.
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