hi it's monday like 11:30ish
today was an o.k. day work wise
i think the show was good.
i came home and my house was like 58 degrees and to try to catch a quick nap in 58 degrees is really difficult... like you have to lay on your hands to keep warm etc. but i managed.
so here is the TRAUMA / DOMESTIC TERRORISM OF MY DAY / NIGHT.
my cat NOVA the "big girl" of the bunch and if you call her fat i will come out there and bash your fucking teeth down your throat. anyhow she is a big girl and a tad lathargic anyhow i'm watching re-runs of law and order as monday night tv sucks... and NOVA comes into the living room with what i assumed to be a toy or pom-pon or whatever until she droped it and it's legs moved... YEP she had a mouse. i don't know if you all remember back to when i moved in here and my mouse paranoia was at an all time high to where i almost was afraid to move in here.... welp now what!??? i ask you??? i will call P.B. tomorrow.... i assumed this would not happen with P.B.'s cat Chester on the job but i guess this fluke happened? or was it a fluke? how did this guy get in?
once NOVA dropped it in the living room i managed to distract her with a pretzel and i took the mouse by the tail and brought him outside... i also gave him a fat free cheese snack for the road. he was bleeding a tiny bit and may have been wounded a little but i think he'll fair well. ugggghhhhhh i cannot have this. although NOVA seems so proud and i read somewhere that they bring mice to you because they (the cat / parent) needs to teach us the stupid human how to kill so i imagine her proudly carrying this thing in saying "here dummy look at this". what a gal. please go to ASSHOLIERTHANTHOU.COM and click on the photos section and look at what might be called NOVA'S senior picture and imagine this evening with me.
have an excellent night / tuesday and i'll talk to you all later.
thea
today was an o.k. day work wise
i think the show was good.
i came home and my house was like 58 degrees and to try to catch a quick nap in 58 degrees is really difficult... like you have to lay on your hands to keep warm etc. but i managed.
so here is the TRAUMA / DOMESTIC TERRORISM OF MY DAY / NIGHT.
my cat NOVA the "big girl" of the bunch and if you call her fat i will come out there and bash your fucking teeth down your throat. anyhow she is a big girl and a tad lathargic anyhow i'm watching re-runs of law and order as monday night tv sucks... and NOVA comes into the living room with what i assumed to be a toy or pom-pon or whatever until she droped it and it's legs moved... YEP she had a mouse. i don't know if you all remember back to when i moved in here and my mouse paranoia was at an all time high to where i almost was afraid to move in here.... welp now what!??? i ask you??? i will call P.B. tomorrow.... i assumed this would not happen with P.B.'s cat Chester on the job but i guess this fluke happened? or was it a fluke? how did this guy get in?
once NOVA dropped it in the living room i managed to distract her with a pretzel and i took the mouse by the tail and brought him outside... i also gave him a fat free cheese snack for the road. he was bleeding a tiny bit and may have been wounded a little but i think he'll fair well. ugggghhhhhh i cannot have this. although NOVA seems so proud and i read somewhere that they bring mice to you because they (the cat / parent) needs to teach us the stupid human how to kill so i imagine her proudly carrying this thing in saying "here dummy look at this". what a gal. please go to ASSHOLIERTHANTHOU.COM and click on the photos section and look at what might be called NOVA'S senior picture and imagine this evening with me.
have an excellent night / tuesday and i'll talk to you all later.
thea
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